B.Woofer 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, Utah

babby relax

Might take this chick I've been talking to, too pound town.

Mom wants to set me up with a supposedly cute new girl from her work

She's ugly, she's ugly, she uggs in the ugly.

That's why I was like "haermm get me a picture and maybe you can give her my number" but she said okay

totally called my bluff

Is mom trying to arrange marriage you?

srug probably just impatient

oldest sister was married in 06

older sister in ~2010

brother in 2013

older sister got a divorce and is probably going to get married again late this year or next because she's a dumbass who likes to rush into things

then there's me crackers

Come out of the closet.

i'm just waiting for a qt girl

In all honesty, you're too young to get married.

I got married when I was 27, and that lasted nearly 3 years. I'm not saying you should wait til you're 27, but getting married at a young age, before you make anything of yourself, and put away for the future, is just a bad idea.

I used to want to get married young, now I'd be okay going at 30. or at least kids around then.

Good man.

which gives me 7 more years to complain about no gf

There's always some sort of caveat.

a lighthouse

Do you have Wendy's over there?

dude i live in utah, not 17th century africa

That's nice, but that doesn't answer my question.

We do, I haven't had it in years

I only like the frostys.