Thought of my DAy thread.

Where the **** you been? haermm

In reality, a woman shouldn't have a kid past 42.

df

I'm pressed for time then.

Yeah, that would be an understatement

I'll have a child by the end of the year. biscuits

You've got about a month to do that.

Don't doubt the B.

- The B

Currently doubting the B

bg

What if I invited her to my senior prom or something like they do on twitter

some guy got taylor swaft to go with him

You're not in high school though?

I can make up a college dance ermmnone

Then say oops it was canceled when she gets here noneermm

Well, now that you have it all planned out!

131wank

Are you seeing that operation smile ad? Its freaky!

I don't get ads.

Well bully for you!

Get off that tablet.

wasn't on it

I wonder if she'll go into labour today.. although I doubt it.

She'll probably be overdue by a couple days methinks..

I am trying to understand how an ex-frriend could be so controling and annoying it also makes me glad that we are no longer friends.

I'll be your new friend.