Thought of my DAy thread.

Does the term "staff member" make you laugh because both of those words mean penis?

I'm fucking bored.

Everyone says forever until they find someone better.

Don't let the heart that wouldn't love you keep you from the one that will.

The secret to being a conversationalist is to start them but avoid trying to finish them. Unless you can do it with style.

I would rather be engulfed in the 3a.m. silence than ask for help because that’s much easier than explaining why I’m not okay.

Everything in moderation, very wise thought.

Why does my hand sanitizer have an expiration date? By definition, shouldn't it be good forever?

You can go 30 days without food, 3 days without water, 3 minutes without breathing, and maybe only 3 seconds before thoughts overwhelm. Love your thoughts so they love you back.

How long can you survive with out posting?

Well, I am an attention whore, so not very long.

True Dat!

shaddap you

There's a lot of homeless people begging for coin on Twitter.

So they have coin for smokes and booze and weed and internet but not food and rent?

Priorities may be off-kilter a bit.

What happens if an actor playing a role where they die but while they pretend to die they are dead in real life and eveyone thinks its just acting but its not and they are really dead.