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Real problems, guys. So I go to school here in Ontario Canada. I have a girlfriend, real sweet, pretty lady. Problem is, she moved to Vancouver for school. 🙁

My problem doesn't stop there, guys. I have a really hot friend, lets call her #11, it's her volleyball number. She's real cute, young but only likes Asian guys, but man, she has an ass that I could bounce a quarter off (that's 25 cents). Oh and a rack that ain't shy.

I wish it stopped at the eye candy that sat across from me in my classes. There is another woman, perhaps I would say, most gorgeous girl I have ever seen (she is so cash). Destiny though, has kept us apart. For the sake of conversation lets call her Girl Y.

What do I do, KMC?

😕

We don't need another 2D girl fiasco

Send the hottie to me, she'll be unattractive once i've had her.

Originally posted by Thoren
We don't need another 2D girl fiasco

>calling imaginary scenarios a fiasco

UPDATE:

I asked to borrow gesso from #11 who lives down the hall from me in residence. Txt msg conversation as follows;

Me: Can I borrow the gesso you got?

#11: It'll be sitting outside my room. Come get. I just got out of the shower and am not presentable to answer the door

Me: Hahaha okay.

SCENARIO INCOMING:

In the next few weeks, girl Y, will be coming over for a meal I make. I will be making Three Chesse Tortellini, with Alfredo sauce, possibly serve with some red wine. I'm thinking of playing some music, she likes Michael Bublé,The Police and pretty much anything by Ben Gibbard.

Thoughts?

Damnit mate, SEND THESE BITCHES MY WAY.

Do you love you girlfriend? Cause it sounds like you plan on cheating which I would never recommend or condone or think is a good idea no matter how far away significant other is.

Originally posted by The Big O
Do you love you girlfriend? Cause it sounds like you plan on cheating which I would never recommend or condone or think is a good idea no matter how far away significant other is.

Thanks The Big O. I do love my girlfriend. I call her and txt her everyday. I don't plan to cheat. I just get lonely. I'm in college for the first time and there are so many beautiful girls it's hard to fight temptation!

HERE IS A PICTURE OF MYSELF AND GIRL Y IF SHE WAS MICHAEL CRABTREE WEARING A LOS ANGELES KINGS HAT;

i'll be your friend. And you can help me get the hotties.

Ahh, those first few college years. I have fond memories of mine. *Pause for sentimental walk down memory lane* The parties. The sex. The new people. The self-discovery. The awesome grades. Best years of my life. But I stayed single for the most part.

I don't think it's wrong to hang out with other females if you're in a committed relationship but I DO think its wrong when you do it while you''re feeling lonely and the girls in question are smokin' hot babes. Temptation is always hardest when its new.

Plan a visit with your girl. Have her visit you. Talk to her often (especially when you're at your loneliest and most horny cause that will happen). You should also tell her that you get lonely and you two discuss some possible remedies to that. But don't ruin it. If you have to get as far away as possible from the delicious temptation, the sobeit.

Originally posted by The Big O
Ahh, those first few college years. I have fond memories of mine. *Pause for sentimental walk down memory lane* The parties. The sex. The new people. The self-discovery. The awesome grades. Best years of my life. But I stayed single for the most part.

I don't think it's wrong to hang out with other females if you're in a committed relationship but I DO think its wrong when you do it while you''re feeling lonely and the girls in question are smokin' hot babes. Temptation is always hardest when its new.

Plan a visit with your girl. Have her visit you. Talk to her often (especially when you're at your loneliest and most horny cause that will happen). You should also tell her that you get lonely and you two discuss some possible remedies to that. But don't ruin it. If you have to get as far away as possible from the delicious temptation, the sobeit.

Interesting. Thanks for the advice, The Big O. You're very wise and I like what you got to say. I'll definitely try some of those things out!

You're welcome

KRAMER!
Hahaha first world problems bro.
Nail them in order of hotness before your lady returns for holidays.
when she gets back, based on how good it is to see her again you either stay with her or dump her for other local ladies.
You only live once.
Also im happy to read you're doing well and you're happy over there. If you do want to really stay with your lady.
Then string them along for a little while, eventually there will be a call for action by #11 or Y.
That my friend is your test of faith, if you decline all offers of dates, hang outs and other potential cheaty situations then you and your lady are made to be together.

Fantasy: Things will work out, most likely, so stay true to your GF.
Reality: She mostly likely already cheated on you . The most likely scenario is when she's ovulating (not kidding on this one).

Enjoy.

Originally posted by bogen
KRAMER!
Hahaha first world problems bro.
Nail them in order of hotness before your lady returns for holidays.
when she gets back, based on how good it is to see her again you either stay with her or dump her for other local ladies.
You only live once.
Also im happy to read you're doing well and you're happy over there. If you do want to really stay with your lady.
Then string them along for a little while, eventually there will be a call for action by #11 or Y.
That my friend is your test of faith, if you decline all offers of dates, hang outs and other potential cheaty situations then you and your lady are made to be together.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Fantasy: Things will work out, most likely, so stay true to your GF.
Reality: She mostly likely already cheated on you . The most likely scenario is when she's ovulating (not kidding on this one).

Enjoy.

I don't know which two of you idiots I should be crackersing at more. crackers

Originally posted by Kram3r
SCENARIO INCOMING:

In the next few weeks, girl Y, will be coming over for a meal I make. I will be making Three Chesse Tortellini, with Alfredo sauce, possibly serve with some red wine. I'm thinking of playing some music, she likes Michael Bublé,The Police and pretty much anything by Ben Gibbard.

Thoughts?

No, don't feed a girl triple-cheese anything; topped with a cheese-sauce and wine, she'll likely get really gassy and make some excuse to leave early; you might even give her diarrhea.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, don't feed a girl triple-cheese anything and wine, she'll likely get really gassy and make some excuse to leave early, as to not fart the night away.

Dude, trust me, THIS GIRL DOES NOT FART.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Dude, trust me, THIS GIRL DOES NOT FART.

Triple-cheese + creamy Alfrdo + red wine = farts in the best case; straight up diarrhea in the worst.

Recipe for a colonic disaster is what you'll be serving, friend. Rethink your meal-angle.

Originally posted by Robtard
Triple-cheese + creamy Alfrdo + red wine = farts in the best case; straight up diarrhea in the worst.

She can diarrhea in my toilet any day. 😍