Dat feel when

Started by Robtard2 pages
Originally posted by Kram3r
She can diarrhea in my toilet any day. ๐Ÿ˜

Granted, but she'll likely not went to have relations if her ass is spewing.

Originally posted by Robtard
Granted, but she'll likely not went to have relations if her ass is spewing.

I like that. "Her ass is spewing". It's always a joy when I find more gross ways to put things. Today, as I left class I asked my friend who she calling, she told me she was calling her mom. I responded with "Tell her I bet she's hurtin' for a squirtin'". Least to say she was shocked. The whole class asked her what I said, at that point I left the class because I had to leave. I bet everyone (especially the women, and including #11) will find me even more irresistible than before.

Originally posted by Kram3r
I like that. "Her ass is spewing". It's always a joy when I find more gross ways to put things. Today, as I left class I asked my friend who she calling, she told me she was calling her mom. I responded with "Tell her I bet she's hurtin' for a squirtin'". Least to say she was shocked. The whole class asked her what I said, at that point I left the class because I had to leave. I bet everyone (especially the women, and including #11) will find me even more irresistible than before.

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AghU26RVQVw/Tg6yG1uV7fI/AAAAAAAAACo/AR2pPocFnTQ/s1600/toilet23.jpg

Originally posted by Robtard
And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AghU26RVQVw/Tg6yG1uV7fI/AAAAAAAAACo/AR2pPocFnTQ/s1600/toilet23.jpg

MATE. NOT COOL. THIS BLOG IS ABOUT MY PENIS AND MY HEART (:3). NOT FOR POSTING PICTURES OF ONE OF YOUR FANCY AMERICAN OUTBACK TOILETS.

Giving you a glimpse of what your future holds, should you continue on your triple-cheese tortellini with Alfredo course.

I know what I would do...I would go there and see if I could sleep with them alll...without them finding out. (just kidding)

at my age Ive come to realize that sex and psyical attraction and love have nothing to do with each other. Love takes time to develop...your eyes my say yes yes but your heart says no no..

recently I heard a quote that talked to me in spades. It said that we only want what we cant have and when we get it we dont want it anymore, so take this to heart when dealing with relationships...because it can help you seperate the kind of emotions you might be going to, to help find a better answer. So ask yourself do you want just sex? or do you want them to be your girlbabes?

Originally posted by Robtard
Giving you a glimpse of what your future holds, should you continue on your triple-cheese tortellini with Alfredo course.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Originally posted by rudester
I know what I would do...I would go there and see if I could sleep with them alll...without them finding out. (just kidding)

at my age Ive come to realize that sex and psyical attraction and love have nothing to do with each other. Love takes time to develop...your eyes my say yes yes but your heart says no no..

recently I heard a quote that talked to me in spades. It said that we only want what we cant have and when we get it we dont want it anymore, so take this to heart when dealing with relationships...because it can help you seperate the kind of emotions you might be going to, to help find a better answer. So ask yourself do you want just sex? or do you want them to be your girlbabes?

Wish I was mormon, then I could marry all of those beautiful women. :3

Just thought you should know I met Tim and Eric 313

Originally posted by Ax3l
Just thought you should know I met Tim and Eric 313

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF---

I've been holding out on seeing their movie because I'm seeing it in cinemas on the 3rd of march, can't wait. I love Tim's Twitter feed, it's amazing. Also I love his OnCinema podcast so good.

Glad to see my inspired 3 is still in all your products you make. biscuits

Yeah man, I went to a screening of their movie in Austin and they were there, and they did a bit of a Q and A after the flick. Then after that, they just kinda hung back and I had to walk by them to get out the door so I shook their hands, congratulated them, and got their autographs. SO CASH

Let me tell you, the movie is either gonna blow you away, or leave you feeling cheated. Basically, either you get it or you don't.

It was so ****ing good, though. And much better watching it in a theater with other fans.

Which inspired three?! Refresh me. crackers crackers crackers

Originally posted by Ax3l
Yeah man, I went to a screening of their movie in Austin and they were there, and they did a bit of a Q and A after the flick. Then after that, they just kinda hung back and I had to walk by them to get out the door so I shook their hands, congratulated them, and got their autographs. SO CASH

Let me tell you, the movie is either gonna blow you away, or leave you feeling cheated. Basically, either you get it or you don't.

It was so ****ing good, though. And much better watching it in a theater with other fans.

Which inspired three?! Refresh me. crackers crackers crackers

Cool story, bro. haermm

No seriously, pretty ****ing cool

Yeah that's what I heard about it too. There isn't anything I haven't liked of there's yet so I bet I'll like it.

The 3 in your name. that you also have in you production company and in your podcast. crackers

Originally posted by Kram3r
Cool story, bro. haermm

No seriously, pretty ****ing cool

Yeah that's what I heard about it too. There isn't anything I haven't liked of there's yet so I bet I'll like it.

The 3 in your name. that you also have in you production company and in your podcast. crackers

Alright, I get it. You're a fan of my work. 313

Also, yeah. I think you're gonna dig that shit.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Alright, I get it. You're a fan of my work. 313

Also, yeah. I think you're gonna dig that shit.

crackers

BREAKING NEWS:

So I had a "scuffle" with a (I think) friend today and had to vent a bit. I talked to Girl Y about it, she was really supportive of me.

ANY ADVICE?

Just bang her already biscuits

Originally posted by Kram3r
BREAKING NEWS:

So I had a "scuffle" with a (I think) friend today and had to vent a bit. I talked to Girl Y about it, she was really supportive of me.

ANY ADVICE?

Don't let her think you're too much of a pussy, or you wont get no pussy.

Copyright

Originally posted by silver_tears
Just bang her already biscuits

Hahaha, nice one silver_tears. ๐Ÿ™‚

This girl is really classy though, Cinderella like. She's really easy going too! I would have to take her on a few dates first I think. We usually go to Kelsey's which is always fun.

Haha, funny story about that. We were eating and Girl Y had finished her plate and I was only half done and the waitress saw this and responded with "I can see who leads the conversation at this table!" I think she thought we were a couple! Haha, can you believe that! ๐Ÿ˜›

I certainly can't! ๐Ÿ™‚

Originally posted by silver_tears
I certainly can't! ๐Ÿ™‚

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