Late Nite With Michael O'barker

Started by Thoren77 pages

wg

Re: bimp

Originally posted by Thoren
How I spent my date.

7:30 pick her up, we're off to see a local band play at scout bar. We talk, she complains about her roommate (seemed familiar)

7:45 we arrive, I order us some drinks, she asked for a vodka tonic, I biscuits at her. The band plays we chit chat in between sets.

9:30 we make our reservation at Sullivans steakhouse, she takes charge of the talking, even makes fun of me for having an android phone and not an iPhone. She is a little weird in her conversation topics.

10:50 we're back at scout bar, and her ex-bf interrupts the date, and tries to kiss her. He punches me, I punch him back, she gets mad at me for hurting him. So I tell her **** right off.

11:40 I get home and call my bff Karen and tell her never set me up again. I spent $467.87 on a date that went nowhere. And my jaw is sore and bruised.

I ended up ****ing her nasty style

Originally posted by Thoren
wg

Did you tip her after

Why would I?

It's nice

she wasn't a hooker.

sly

I don't need to buy sex to get laid.

I thought everyone did ermmnone

Well technically everyone does, since they go out on dates and stuff.

But I've been in a bar and got laid in my car when this chick I was playing pool with wanted to ****.

this guy

True story

Thanks I will

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I might go to a club in Vegas

please respond

Sweet.

do i have to pay to get in

In Vegas, I'd probably say no, because they'll charge you up the ass in drinks.

But be prepared to pay.

I'll just use my good looks to get stuff for free