Late Nite With Michael O'barker

Wearing a condom would do wonders.

And never give the shaft to a chicks ass when she's eaten within an 10 hour time period.

I didn't understand any of that

Virgins often don't.

bg

Get laid queer

salute 10-4

I'm making some chili

Nah, no beans were added.

costanza

That response doesn't register

I just had

you know

problems

Lady problems?

No, I had a burrito for breakfast remember

No, not really.

upb

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What should I eat for lunch, please respond

I could go for a Turkey club sandwich

Turkey is gross