Late Nite With Michael O'barker

so have you acted upon any of the crushes you've had?

Every single one

and you want to go to church

salute

That's where the 2Ds are

I like to pick up nice girls at the bar.

nice girls do not go to bars

how would you know?

Because I have common sense

did you know most women who cheat you meet in church?

I don't know what flavor of the week church you go to, I go to a Mormon church right smack dab in the middle of Utah

Any church you fool

Your opinion ≠ fact

It is fact, and I hope it happens to you

Stop

In the name of love

Hammer and sickle time, comrad

yes, we finally go communist

Ok calm down

no can dosville babydoll

I-what