Late Nite With Michael O'barker

what was the project

are you authorized to say

will you have to wipe my memory

Setting up new offices.

And going through orientation with 300 people

Oh your orienteering merit badge huh

Badge?

I'm not a boy scout

you're a old man scout

heh heh heh

No.

might go to the fair tonight

do you think i'll "score"

I'm sure one of the carnies will feel sorry for you.

that's not what I "meant"

I "got" what you meant

2d might be there, what do

I'm not giving you any pointers, they'll just fall on deaf ears

I'm not deaf you prick

Maybe not in the traditional sense, but you are when it comes to advice on the opposite sex.

uh i dis agree

we both know the truth.

Vickie, I think he's losing his touch

Something is definitely wrong with you

ziggler is GOAT

Someone dropped the ball with you