Late Nite With Michael O'barker

i'm completely fine

haermm

baby

you're part of every thought I think each day

your name used in every phrase my lips say

every dream i dream is about you

honey i can't live without you

baby

baby

baby

I love, man.

that's deep

Humans rule.

would you ever bang an alien

I'm under the assumption that aliens would look nothing like us, so no.

no come on, let's be real

if there were humanesque aliens

i mean lets be honest, there are aliens out there, way way way light years away, but there are, but there HAVE to be aliens 90% like us, right?

would you?

could you?

would you?

I'm not buying into aliens that look like humans, or are a different shade of color than what we are. The only reason we have that in tv shows and some movies is to humanize the characters.

Why wouldn't they follow a similar kind of evolution in different parts of the universe?

Why would humans evolve on different planets?

I just don't think humans populate different galaxies, it's like a trillion to one odds. If they do, than it's safe to say we didn't naturally evolve here, more of like ancient humans seeded the universe to populate it.

I think you're wrong

So wrong

I'd hate to want to meet aliens and they turn out to be just like us.

What if my true love is on some planet hundreds of light years away?

crylaugh

It's not funny

Yeah it is.

Have you ever been in love T?

It hurts

I can honestly say, no.

I have never been in love with anyone.