Jesus

Was a pretty chill dude.

he had some long hair, great beard, sweet robes. guy knew how to live.

man i want some sweet robes.

Originally posted by Dave_97
Was a pretty chill dude.

he had some long hair, great beard, sweet robes. guy knew how to live.

man i want some sweet robes.

Actually, Jesus didn't have long hair.

"Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?" (1 Corinthians 11:14)

Originally posted by Dave_97
Was a pretty chill dude.

he had some long hair, great beard, sweet robes. guy knew how to live.

man i want some sweet robes.

He had short hair, and was not all that good looking. The images of Jesus the we see every day is really a stylized representation, based on the Greek god Zeus.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
He had short hair, and was not all that good looking. The images of Jesus the we see every day is really a stylized representation, based on the Greek god Zeus.

Jesus is more along the lines of a young Italian male model not Zeus.

Originally posted by Nietzschean
God is based off of Zeus in the Sistine Chapel.

Jesus is more along the lines of a young Italian male model not Zeus.

Ether way, it is not an image of a Jew.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
He had short hair, and was not all that good looking. The images of Jesus the we see every day is really a stylized representation, based on the Greek god Zeus.

Exactly.

The popular depiction of Jesus looks nothing like what Jesus looked like on earth.

He looked a little like Friar Tuck.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
He looked a little like Friar Tuck.

A Jewish Friar Tuck? What did Friar Tuck look like?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Ether way, it is not an image of a Jew.

I read somewhere disputes that he wasn't even a Jew to begin with, but an Assyrian or something!

ZOMFG!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I read somewhere disputes that he wasn't even a Jew to begin with., but an Assyrian or something!

ZOMFG!

IF he existed at all.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
IF he existed at all.

Yeah. He might not have existed, just like Muhammad, or Moses...or Abraham.

If none of these people existed...mind.blown.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
IF he existed at all.

He most certainly existed.....

The better statement is "That depends on which potential Jesus we are talking about."

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yeah. He might not have existed, just like Muhammad, or Moses...or Abraham.

If none of these people existed...mind.blown.

I once wrote a story were a time traveler goes back in time to meat Jesus. He keeps hearing about Jesus being here of there, but can never find him. The Romans were also looking for Jesus, and mistaked the time traveler for Jesus and crucified him.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I once wrote a story were a time traveler goes back in time to meat Jesus. He keeps hearing about Jesus being here of there, but can never find him. The Romans were also looking for Jesus, and mistaked the time traveler for Jesus and crucified him.

That sounds awesome, actually.

Hey, did you watch "A Man from Earth?" Watch it: I think you'll enjoy it.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I once wrote a story were a time traveler goes back in time to meat Jesus.

Kinky. Go on.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That sounds awesome, actually.

Hey, did you watch "A Man from Earth?" Watch it: I think you'll enjoy it.

A Man from Earth? Ok I will look it up, thanks.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
A Man from Earth? Ok I will look it up, thanks.

It is similar to your story, but not quite the same. I watched it on Netflix.

The proper spelling and pronunciation is: Jebus ("Jee-bus"😉

A Man From Earth is excellent.

Originally posted by Robtard
Kinky. Go on.

😆

Originally posted by dadudemon
It is similar to your story, but not quite the same. I watched it on Netflix.

Just read about it; looks interesting. I'll be watching it, thanks.

Somewhat reminded me of DC's Vandal Savage.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
The proper spelling and pronunciation is: Jebus ("Jee-bus"😉

lol

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
A Man From Earth is excellent.

I was surprised. Thought it would be a wanna-be "thinker" but it held its own. It wasn't the best movie of the year but it was still a decent watch. Gets you thinking about how shit REALLY could have gone down in some instances...or if something like that could happen.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
😆

IKR? Robtard turns seemingly innocent things into sex: tis a gift...or curse.

Originally posted by Robtard
Just read about it; looks interesting. I'll be watching it, thanks.

Somewhat reminded me of DC's Vandal Savage.

Hope it hasn't been hyped for you, now, because it is not super awesome...but it is at least entertaining.