Thanos Vs Asgard

Started by Mistress-Death31 pages

If Asgard doesn't have the. Odin power, it gets slaughtered like the Universal Church of Truth did.

Originally posted by Mistress-Death
If Asgard doesn't have the. Odin power, it gets slaughtered like the Universal Church of Truth did.

Asgard minus Odin and the Destroyer>>>>>>>>>>>>>Universal Church of Truth.

Lol based on nothing, there are over 9 billion Universal church of Truth believers, Asgard without Odin and the Destroyer can't handle that

Just the city of Asgard? Hmmm... not sure what assgard would do. Suit up thor in the armor he took on odin and give him the Odin sword which can kill a skyfather. Plus add in a bunch of fodder (sorry warrior 3 and the fatman would all get oneshotted).

Also seems like asgard gets no prep so hmm... I guessing Thanos has a decent shot at this (if this is just the city of asgard like in Seige)

Originally posted by Mistress-Death
Lol based on nothing, there are over 9 billion Universal church of Truth believers, Asgard without Odin and the Destroyer can't handle that

That was when Thanos was at his weakest too during the events of TI, fresh from his resurrection.

Originally posted by Mistress-Death
Lol based on nothing, there are over 9 billion Universal church of Truth believers, Asgard without Odin and the Destroyer can't handle that

- Asgard has 3 x the mass, weight, density of real space. - Disadvantage Thanos
- Universal Church of Dorks - Thanos did not fight 9 billion people.
- Lowest Asgardian God > Average Universal Church of Dorks Member
- Thanos' main strength is technology. Magic is not his specialty. Everything in Asgard, every weapon, every soldier, etc, has a magic element.
- Loki, by himself, knowing he is going into battle against Thanos, would have a chance of winning. As long as he doesn't rush into a physical brawl. Which, he normally does not do.
- Then, of course, add all of the magic items named and not named in this thread.
- Then, of course, add all of the magic weapons named and not named in this thread.
- Then, of course, add all of the "Special Teams" defenders named and not named in this thread.

This is not a good fight for Thanos. Too many variables. Too many special players, items and weapons.

Choosing Asgard, itself as the opponent, is the same as choosing an entire civilization's worth of Avengers or Defenders, etc.

I'm pretty sure, if this thread stays active, as time goes on you will see members adding specific Asgardians, Weapons, Items and Armor that have not been mentioned yet.

The Valkyries, Brunhilde (who is supposed to be more powerful than Sif), the Warriors Three, Sif, Tyr, Heimdell with the Sword of Sorcery (who beat Thor when Thor was reduced to half strength), Beta Ray Bill, Thor, Thor Girl, Balder, Loki, Thailfi (who has some sort of insane super speed)....

Then the norn stones, the Odinsword, the Twilight sword, Thor's belt of strength, his magic gauntlets...

All this combined with thousands of Asgardians is definitely way too much for even Thanos.

Siege really was bullshit when you think about it.

Thor alone will give Thanos the fight of his life in this scenario (Thor is defending Asgard).

Add Bill and the two beat Thanos

Add any other herald level being and it's a stomp.

Great points, both of you @horri and keith. Thanos stand no chance. Actually considering a whole race of "Gods" it's spite.

Originally posted by Mistress-Death
Lol based on nothing, there are over 9 billion Universal church of Truth believers, Asgard without Odin and the Destroyer can't handle that

Fool...

Hela could solo them all; Hela can command any of the dead in Hel, and guess who is in Hel?

The Midgard Serpent and Bor (for starters)...

Your ignorance shows through in his thread; Asgard sans Odin, The Destroyer, and PIS (PIS is off by default in a forum fight unless otherwise specified by the OP) is a very powerful force with tons of options available for dealing with threats...

I say again, Thor plus the remaining high ranking Asgardians utterly overwhelm and defeat Thanos a perfect 10/10...

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Originally posted by Horrificus
Thanos gets destroyed by one or more of the following:

1. Thor as "King"
2. Thor and Beta Ray Bill
3. Entire Population and Armies of Asgard
4. Force Arrow
5. Cosmic Bolt
6. All of the above, plus any noteworthy Asgardians who would return for this battle, Loki, Thor Girl, etc.

This is a joke right? Thor has NEVER beaten Thanos, and in fact, has only lost to Thanos EvERY time they have met. What's worse, Thor never just goes after Thanos alone, he always brings help with him cause he knows and the heroes know... Thor alone isn't enough. Yet you think Thor plus Bill beat Thanos... BWAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Thanos pre TI.. was already WRECKING the Asgard Army with ease... in fact like they were children. The Entire Poplulation does nothing to Thanos, and mostly all just get one shot with ease.

Thanos rampages through Asgard and takes the Throne.

Thor gears up liked he did against the Serpent and solos

Originally posted by Mistress-Death
If Asgard doesn't have the. Odin power, it gets slaughtered like the Universal Church of Truth did.

Thanos decimating the Universal CoT's capital planet is just proof of how far Thanos has evolved.

And that feat was done whilst Thanos was in an infant stage of his resurrected growth.

Thanos wins this fight. They can't keep him down. And he can rip and blast them to shreds and kill the unkillable.

Originally posted by iceman24567
Thor gears up liked he did against the Serpent and solos

Not the best example. Considering Thor died afterwards. And Thanos can't die.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Fool...

Hela could solo them all; Hela can command any of the dead in Hel, and guess who is in Hel?

The Midgard Serpent and Bor (for starters)...

Your ignorance shows through in his thread; Asgard sans Odin, The Destroyer, and PIS (PIS is off by default in a forum fight unless otherwise specified by the OP) is a very powerful force with tons of options available for dealing with threats...

I say again, Thor plus the remaining high ranking Asgardians utterly overwhelm and defeat Thanos a perfect 10/10...

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Hel isn't Asgard. And Hel is in Hell now anyways. And Bor was defeated by Loki and Thor and neither can defeat Thanos.

And Asgards remaining forces won't overwhelm Thanos either.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Thanos decimating the Universal CoT's capital planet is just proof of how far Thanos has evolved.

And that feat was done whilst Thanos was in an infant stage of his resurrected growth.

Thanos wins this fight. They can't keep him down. And he can rip and blast them to shreds and kill the unkillable.

Not the best example. Considering Thor died afterwards. And Thanos can't die.

Hel isn't Asgard. And Hel is in Hell now anyways. And Bor was defeated by Loki and Thor and neither can defeat Thanos.

The Serpent was still above Thanos i doubt Thor would die. Thanos can be koed so your point means little a ko counts as a win

Originally posted by iceman24567
The Serpent was still above Thanos i doubt Thor would die. Thanos can be koed so your point means little a ko counts as a win

All we saw from the Serpent fight was posing. An old Thanos tanked Odin's blasts and he is much more durable and deadly now. And Odin slapped Thor silly in that recent arc.

Serpent proves nothing.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
This is a joke right? Thor has NEVER beaten Thanos, and in fact, has only lost to Thanos EvERY time they have met. What's worse, Thor never just goes after Thanos alone, he always brings help with him cause he knows and the heroes know... Thor alone isn't enough. Yet you think Thor plus Bill beat Thanos... BWAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Thanos pre TI.. was already WRECKING the Asgard Army with ease... in fact like they were children. The Entire Poplulation does nothing to Thanos, and mostly all just get one shot with ease.

Thanos rampages through Asgard and takes the Throne.

Do you even know all the heavy hitters that Asgard has?

Please name them for me.. name all these "heavy hitters" that can take Thanos on

Considering current Asgard has Gaea and the two other women at the helm Thanos goes down.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
Please name them for me.. name all these "heavy hitters" that can take Thanos on

IOW, you don't know. Which means that your statement that "Thanos rampages through Asgard" was made because of your ignorance.

Originally posted by Newjak
Considering current Asgard has Gaea and the two other women at the helm Thanos goes down.

Strueth! I forgot about Gaea and her servants. On the subject isn't Thor still dead?