New Sci Fi Novel by Kenneth Eng

Go ahead and try.

she crying?

No, she's seeing me and that's a beacon of light from heaven

there's also a chrous on angels behind her softly singing "hallelujah" to show that this is a match made in heaven

please respond

Dude I laughed so ****ing hard at that my assistant thought I was having a fit. haermm

haermm Fire her

I have to go through HR first, not worth it.

Maybe I'll have her stay late one night, and spank her. hmm

Ah, the George Costanza route.

Except I'll get some.

He did too, but he got fired

he had shrinkage

He was in the pool.

Cold water

Yes I understand the joke.

I met a chick at Starbucks at lunch, she gave me her number.

Gonna try to smash that Saturday night.

Yeah and my name is Michael Friedberger

Not yet it isn't.

I'm changing it legally.

You do that.

I was kidding, for attention.