New Sci Fi Novel by Kenneth Eng

Beautiful

I think I get a hard copy and everything

i'm official T

Give her the hard copy, if you know what I mean?

No

I'm afraid my iphone will break at the park

Get a case for it.

They don't make cases that prevent it from falling out of your pocket during roller coasters

Are your pockets the size of garbage bags?

They're actually pretty tight, but I'm not willing to bed several hundred dollars on it

Um OK.

So I need you and javier to run around under me in every ride to catch it if it falls

Nigga crazy

Or how about Gonzalez

Armando Arredondo Sanchez

haermm

haermmando

I'm going to legally change my name to haermm. haermm

please do

and post social security card proving it

Will do chump. salute

haermm

HAERMM

haermm

I finally googled thread creator dude's name and this came up

YouTube video

Fox news

Are you trying to imply Fox isn't an entirely reputable news source