New Sci Fi Novel by Kenneth Eng

They were out noneermm

****

I know, I raised hell then took chicken instead

I would have told them to locate me a steak quesadilla

I could have waited but it took 40 minutes from clocking out at work to clocking back in so **** it

How sad

I'm not sensing the sort of sympathy I deserve, where's b_t

You deserve nothing

I deserve a hot wife

What have you done to deserve that?

Existed

going to the college ward tomorrow

lets see what happens

Pathetic

I overslept

Pathetic

i saw honks

Did you honk gesture her boobs?

No but she was holding up her spoon at the ice cream place and it had a little dude carved into the handle and she's all look and I looked and she was holding it in front of her and thought I was trying to steal a glance and goes all "crackers haermm" and I go all "I was looking at the spoon like you told me to crackers haermm creepermm"

On second thought don't bother reading that, it's not as funny when it's typed out

You're right its not.

But I wasn't looking at the spoon

My nigga biscuits