New Sci Fi Novel by Kenneth Eng

Easy

You truly have no soul

i can't find my chapstick

Have you checked up your ass?

more like

honks butt

what sick game were y'all playing?

srug but I want to hit that

Well I can understand that.

This chick tied me up once and did something to me with a feather.

Don't get caught in that situation crackers

sounds like a fun story

i must know

I'd rather not scare you off kinky women

I'm already scared off them

Just come out as gay already

i take offense to that

Soz

No I won't

What?

I feel like driving to get juice

Is that code for steroids?

Orange Juice

so no steroids?