Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Thanos./thread.
If the thread is stupid then easily convince us of how can Thanos not lose to the dozens of ways a CISless Surfer can win.
Here's a couple that should be easy to rebutt:
1. Black hole in the brain over and over again while Surfer is intangible
2. Board from behind at a million times C while Surfer is intangible
Originally posted by BouboumasterSurfer can become intangible for at least a stalemate. Thus he wins at least 5/10 guaranteed.
Thanos has complete control over his body. And he can manipulate the matter himself. The big difference is that Thanos is much, much more powerful that Surfer.
If Thanos has complete control over his body then he wouldn't got messed up against that black hole, Galactus wouldn't be able to hurt him, etc.
Surfer putting a black hole in his brain would seriously mess Thanos up badly. After all Thanos needs his brains to think as well.