OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

I'm brown you skumbag.

That doesn't mean you can't race bait.

I'll do whatever I want

Not in my town.

ooohh tough guy

I'd **** you up.

I'd beat you up 9x/10

I'd choke slam you through your douche bag car.

i need a new car

Get a decent job and you will.

I have a decent job

I just need to supplement my income

Making $8 an hour is not a great job.

$3

I'm going to get a raise in December, and another when I leave for Florida.

I'm going to demand one right now

That's the ticket.

Spam

Backfire laying down the law

Need to lay it down on that moron writing loves ballads.

Someday