OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

I'm going to talk like Lenny from the Simpsons

You do that.

I might grow a beard

Grow one of those pencil beards, like all the douchebags do.

I shaved

Sorry ****.

You're really rustling my jimmies T1

I have three zits in a row

pics later

Gross.

later tonight

Get some clearasel

popped that sucker

Dirty creep

If you mean they're both musicians, yeah.
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It happens

I once had an ingrown toenail

Originally posted by Barker
It happens

I'll send you the clipping.

Overnight express on ice

It's already been bronzed.