OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

or something

dude is constantly playing mobas

I have no idea what that is.

LoL, Dota 2

Still nothing.

grandpa

I don't play games, I'm not a child wannabe.

I'm not a wannabe

Yes you are.

if you wannabe my 2D

you gotta get in my art class every day

stalking ain't so easy

when you're 3000 miles away

Have you gone complete batshit?

I've made a lot of bad choices in life

We all have.

yeah you definitely have

Its an ethnic thing.

are you calling me brown

I'd actually call you dark as **** brown.

i'm more of a caramel

do you tell the ladies, "hey, I have a caramel bar in my pants that has your name on it"?

i'm afraid to talk to girls crackers

They don't bite.