OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

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I woke up with an eye booger.

EWWWWWW, nasty!

i get those every day

i'm getting old

I think I'm going to drink some of my Johnnie Walker Blue

a bleach margarita

I had a soba bun.

this iced coffee tastes too much like coffee

That's the dumbest thing you've posted in a few days.

i'm stepping up my game

You have no game.

131 haha

I had the weirdest dream.

do tell

I dreamed I was a black guy giving a speech in front of the Lincoln Memorial.

you're only brown

That is why it was a dream.

Oh wait I just got that "joke"

It wasn't a joke.

babby