OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

Fat people food.

and yet i'm not fat

Good on you mate

i attribute it to good genes and good jeans

Tadpoles of the gods

i have a sore throat, slightly runny nose, and i'm starting to get chills and stuff

Sounds like you're doing fine.

and it's raining frealsdoe

Freako

they lost track of my order at starkbucks and it took like 10 mins and eventually they said it was on the house so i bissed and left

Alright my nigga gettin free drinks.

the girl was in my high school class

i don't remember her name doe

Typical

she was a 7

I don't give a flying **** if she was a -99.

red haired girl was a 9

I've been offered a job in Seattle.

Should I go?

I'll report you, I really will.

yeah

bring an umbrella

crackers