OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

you should really think more

Originally posted by Barker
you should really read more

Esquire
GQ
Details
Forbes

read wwe kids magazine

I'm not a pedo

sly

detective

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I'm going to make some brown rice and chicken for dinner.

Make some light brown rice you racist

I made it, with some broccoli.

Teryiaki

Too much sodium.

My young body can handle it

That sounded so gay

don't tell me what to do

you can't be trusted to do the right thing.

I don't trust myself

I saw the must perfect set if boobs today while putting in gas.

They were perky and firm, I'm only guessing, I didn't actually feel them.

i'm pretty good at that skill too

Did I have a stroke while typing, hairm