OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

Probably cuz you're old

Strokes can happen to anyone.

But yeah, you may be right.

First time in your life, cherish this moment.

i cherished that redhead from last summer till she started posting pics of her and her boyfriend on instagram every day

She probably sensed you were a couple of decades off from making your move, and headed you off at the pass.

i don't know why it makes me so mad, like she's doing it for my own person anguish or something

yeah I can see that. ermmnone

haermm

Bitches be crazy.

my one autistic friend said i was being autistc

I'm not sure you or your friend have a clear meaning of what autistic means.

no one does

Yahoo search it.

Originally posted by Barker
i cherished that redhead from last summer till she started posting pics of her and her boyfriend on instagram every day

Ask her out, you are a better boyfriend anyways....maybe....probably not....ask her out anyways, maybe you get lucky....probably not.

probably not

I turn on the news, and all I hear about is rape, murder, robbery and arson.

Houston is becoming NY from the 80's and early 90's.

austin is where it's at

I'd rather not be run over by a drunk ******.

edgy and topical, good job lad

I once said damn nigga in front of like a mob of black people, and they gave me a dirty look.

haermm

you live life on the edge goddamn haermm