OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

Give him an extra smack across the face for me

I have no clue where he is today.

because you smacked him so hard he literally flew away

Yeah we'll go with that.

Looking up some new hiking trails

What are you, white?

Only half

Explains a lot.

That was like the first thing I ever said to you on KMC

I don't remember that.

I thought we were bros

We're blood bros. crackers

eskimo bros

Can we hunt whales together?

Only if we shoot them

Harpoon gun.

40 foot bayliner. sniped em with a rifle

They're in the agua

a water rifle

Laser gun?