OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

in my native language we call them "people destroyers"

How are whales people destroyer's?

when they evolve legs and lungs you'll see

Whales have lungs fool.

you know what I mean

I don't.

chest is tight

Could be a heart attack

Could be my pecs coming in nicely

crylaugh

getting swole; you'd better apologize for all your transgressions while you still have the opportunity

You putting on muscle, and I'm still not scared of you.

insulting me was your first mistake and also your last

Okay.

When I open a can of whoop ass on you, I'll tell you I told you so.

Apparently I have DOMS and I my fatass samoan friend doesn't believe me

I'm just gonna pretend to know what you are talking about.

I thought we were broheimers

Think again.

Thought you guys might want me to come back!

SO ****ING SWEET, MY NIGGA AXEL IS BACK!1!!1!!!11!