Morgan Freeman: "I'm marrying my step-grandduaghter, b!tches!"

Originally posted by dadudemon
Find an agnostic hipster that just graduated from Highschool. 😐

They are usually much smart and they can philosophize with the best of them.

One more of these ---> 😐

I know one like that. She is great to talk too, but I wouldn't want to copulate with a twig. 😂

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I know one like that. She is great to talk too, but I wouldn't want to copulate with a twig. 😂

Yeah, that's the problem with freshly graduated hipsters: they are twigs (both guys and girls).

If only hipsters would eat more.

Oh, and what Robtard said.

Originally posted by Robtard
plus Shaky, they'll spread cheek for you.

😂 That reminds me when I was younger and in the army. There was this very fat chick that... 😘 well you said it better. 😂

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
😂 That reminds me when I was younger and in the army. There was this very fat chick that... 😘 well you said it better. 😂

Probably could have gotten anal out of the way then, Shaky. Missed your chance, bro.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Find an agnostic hipster that just graduated from Highschool. 😐

I can't think of a demographic more deserving of a scorched earth policy

Originally posted by inimalist
I can't think of a demographic more deserving of a torn anus

Fixed

Originally posted by inimalist
I can't think of a demographic more deserving of a scorched earth policy

That's probably a really clever thing you just said but I just don't get it.

You obviously dislike hipsters. But I do not understand why a military strategy of destroying potential military assets of the enemy relates to a demographic you hate. Are hipsters really military assets to you? lol

Originally posted by Robtard
Fixed

yes, this too

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's probably a really clever thing you just said but I just don't get it.

You obviously dislike hipsters. But I do not understand why a military strategy of destroying potential military assets of the enemy relates to a demographic you hate. Are hipsters really military assets to you? lol

I mean hipster agnostics who just graduated highschool are among the people I would least like to ever have to interact with

Ive expressed my views on agnosticism before, everyone hates (and justifiably so) hipsters, and people fresh out of highschool rate slightly behind streptococcus bacteria in terms of how fun they are to talk with.

You know, I always actually kind of had Inimlist pegged as a hipster.

In my mind's eye I imagine him as a real stick-thin dude, maybe just below 6' in height, who wears skinny jeans and capris, and white dress down shirts that aren't tucked in with skinny ties of various horrible colors, and thick-rimmed black glasses that look really big on his face, and that scruffy hipster beard.

edit- Oh and Vans, always Vans shoes. And Converse chuck taylors, of course.

Not so much the hipster mentality, but definitely the appearance.

I'm kidding. Jerks.

While what you described is labeled as "hipster", there is no real "this is how you look like a hipster" (at least now), it's more a mentality of self-labeled "non-conformist" ****s who group and look/think the same, the hypocrisy is the best aspect of the culture.

Originally posted by inimalist
yes, this too

I mean hipster agnostics who just graduated highschool are among the people I would least like to ever have to interact with

Yes, hipsters do get quite pretentious and arrogant when you talk about the thing they think they are experts on.

Originally posted by inimalist
Ive expressed my views on agnosticism before, everyone hates (and justifiably so) hipsters,

I don't hate hipsters. I have a theory that everyone is a hipster about something. I did not know it but I am a hipster when it comes to old school video games. You're probably a hipster when it comes to some types of music. Everyone is a hipster about something.

Originally posted by inimalist
and people fresh out of highschool rate slightly behind streptococcus bacteria in terms of how fun they are to talk with.

I disagree. Some freshly graduated people are awesome, laid back, smart as hell, hilarious, etc. Just depends. For instance, MikeyDude (I think that's his name here) on KMC is only 17 and he's one of the coolest people I know. He's really smart, too.

When I graduated and was in the 18-19 range, I knew far more about medical science and math than I do now. I also knew far more Spanish, French, and German than I know now. I was a much more interesting and cultured person, then. Now, I'm just a tech nerd who likes politics. 😐 I argued with much more vigor back then, too...and actually cared about making other people laugh (Now, I care about my personal lulz).

What were YOU like at 18 and 19? Do you think you were all that different? You may have been dumber, but you're still pretty much the same person unless you went through some life changing events.

I say all this because of the thread. This lady Mr. Freeman may be about may be a very smart person. Who knows what she was like at 17?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
You know, I always actually kind of had Inimlist pegged as a hipster.

In my mind's eye I imagine him as a real stick-thin dude, maybe just below 6' in height, who wears skinny jeans and capris, and white dress down shirts that aren't tucked in with skinny ties of various horrible colors, and thick-rimmed black glasses that look really big on his face, and that scruffy hipster beard.

edit- Oh and Vans, always Vans shoes. And Converse chuck taylors, of course.

Not so much the hipster mentality, but definitely the appearance.

Meh. Some of that is true.

Originally posted by inimalist
people fresh out of highschool rate slightly behind streptococcus bacteria in terms of how fun they are to talk with.

Did you just make a pun based on ambiguity in a preposition?

Originally posted by Bardock42
One thing I always wondered...if I capitalize all of "inimalist" like this "INIMALIST" is that acceptable spelling...

Alternatively, what about "iNIMALIST"?

"INIMALIST" would be correct, "iNIMALIST" not so much. Just treat the "i" as though it had an "M" in front of it.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Inimlist

har har

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
In my mind's eye I imagine him as a real stick-thin dude,

yes

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
maybe just below 6' in height,

6'1"

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
who wears skinny jeans and capris, and white dress down shirts that aren't tucked in with skinny ties of various horrible colors,

cargo pants and a hoodie, pretty much every day. I have one pair of jeans, and they fit fairly baggy.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
and thick-rimmed black glasses that look really big on his face,

mirrored aviator sunglasses

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
and that scruffy hipster beard.

I let my stubble grow out pretty long, but only out of sheer laziness. It never gets long enough to be a beard

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
edit- Oh and Vans, always Vans shoes. And Converse chuck taylors, of course.

I have Nike Airs right now, but most of the time I just get what I can, my feet are too wide to buy most types of shoes. There are normally only ever a half dozen pairs I get to choose between.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Not so much the hipster mentality, but definitely the appearance.

I also shave my head... I don't think that is a hipster thing

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yes, hipsters do get quite pretentious and arrogant when you talk about the thing they think they are experts on.

I don't hate hipsters. I have a theory that everyone is a hipster about something. I did not know it but I am a hipster when it comes to old school video games. You're probably a hipster when it comes to some types of music. Everyone is a hipster about something.

I think we just use the term in different ways

Originally posted by dadudemon
I disagree.

I suppose we just disagree, also, highschool graduate was one of three qualifications. I imagine cool people just out of highschool are neither agnostics or hipsters.

Originally posted by dadudemon
What were YOU like at 18 and 19? Do you think you were all that different? You may have been dumber, but you're still pretty much the same person unless you went through some life changing events.

yes, some of the pretty majorly formative moments in my life occurred between the ages of 18 and 25... This is considered so normal that there are stages of neuro-development that take advantage of such changes specifically in that age range.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Did you just make a pun based on ambiguity in a preposition?

not intentionally

Based on what inimilist said, I drew a basic sketch of what he looks like:

Originally posted by Robtard
Based on what inimilist said, I drew a basic sketch of what he looks like:

Seems legit.

Originally posted by inimalist
yes, some of the pretty majorly formative moments in my life occurred between the ages of 18 and 25... This is considered so normal that there are stages of neuro-development that take advantage of such changes specifically in that age range.

That hasn't been my experience. I am calmer, dumber, and less aggressive...but I am very much the same person.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That hasn't been my experience. I am calmer, dumber, and less aggressive...but I am very much the same person.

whats important is that you still have an open mind and learn new things everyday. why, just yesterday you learned what "menarche" means 🙂

Originally posted by dadudemon
That hasn't been my experience. I am calmer, dumber, and less aggressive...but I am very much the same person.

yes... but you don't see how those qualities might make someone less insufferable than a highschool grad?

Originally posted by inimalist
yes... but you don't see how those qualities might make someone less insufferable than a highschool grad?

The only thing better is the calmer part.