Captain America in a Throw Down Gauntlet

Originally posted by abhilegend
Yeah, only you are the guy who knows what the actual comics are, when in all likelyhood I've read far more comics than you. Though your sad attempts at elitism amuses me.

If you read comics then you'd know Captain America would fold Batman up like a lawn chair. You're story is full of holes, and sinking faster than Battleship at the North American box office. 😈

I'm always skeptical of the claims of guys like you and Subby. It's the same stuff that Longpig was saying years ago when he was trying to prove that Batman and Slade were equal to or greater than Cap. Trying to claim that there was parity in the feats between the two, and that he didn't need to be told anything about Captain America because he had read all the issues... and then when he finally came back after a long absence he admitted he was talking out of his ass. Not only that but after having actually bothered to read Captain America's appearances in his absence he conceded the fact that we were right. As far as I'm concerned the only logical explanation for someone thinking that Batman is a match for Captain America is that they haven't read enough Captain America appearances to make an informed opinion... and if they say otherwise then they - like Longpig before them - are lying.

"Batman is the best," is the opinion of uneducated nubs. 😎

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
If you read comics then you'd know Captain America would fold Batman up like a lawn chair. You're story is full of holes, and sinking faster than Battleship at the North American box office. 😈

I'm always skeptical of the claims of guys like you and Subby. It's the same stuff that Longpig was saying years ago when he was trying to prove that Batman and Slade were equal to or greater than Cap. Trying to claim that there was parity in the feats between the two, and that he didn't need to be told anything about Captain America because he had read all the issues... and then when he finally came back after a long absence he admitted he was talking out of his ass. Not only that but after having actually bothered to read Captain America's appearances in his absence he conceded the fact that we were right. As far as I'm concerned the only logical explanation for someone thinking that Batman is a match for Captain America is that they haven't read enough Captain America appearances to make an informed opinion... and if they say otherwise then they - like Longpig before them - are lying.

"Batman is the best," is the opinion of uneducated nubs. 😎

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
...Ozymandias would get his ass kicked.

No he wouldn't. He might even beat Cap

Originally posted by Dream Stuff
Eh, it's not unrealistic that DD takes Cap with no shield. DD is quite strong, as skilled, and significantly faster. He's also much less durable. Since DD has, by far, the best reflexes of any street I can think of:

1. Cap
2. Split
3. Cap
4. Cap/split (Luke is not immune to nerve strikes)
5. Dies

Any showings where a slightly above peak human or less has manage to nerve strike him?

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Batman love is for fake comic fans, this forum is for people who read comics. Feel free to take your Batsurbation to tumblr where the hipsters who pretend to like comics reside. 😎

This is a great post. Its almost signature worthy, but I just cant give Srank that kind of kudos. 😂

Cap gets through the first three (and yes he would beat Ozymandias' ass). Luke and Spidey win.

Although I think Cap and Ozy are very evenly matched I could care less about Cap beating him.

luke and spidey is obvious and Cap beating Batman is also given.
I just think DD edges him out. That radar sense and matt's speed are monstrous.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Well, I didn't claim anything in this thread so its again just you being a paranoid. Yeah, everybody who doesn't attest to your theory is either a fanboy or hasn't read comics. Well, I'm neither a fanboy and I certainly have read both comics.
So, what does that prove again? Other than you being a paranoid jerk, that is. I never claimed that batman is going to beat cap, did I? But anybody reading your posts can understand that you hate batman.

Luckily for me my memory is good enough to remember things you have said. 😎

I like Batman just fine. What I don't like is Batman fanboys who take offense to the notion that Batman isn't the best ever, and have difficult piecing together a sentence that doesn't consist of "zomg batkick for the wins!" I didn't role out of a Hot Topic with a Dark Knight Returns Heath Ledge Joker shirt, and I have more knowledge about Batman then bits every hipster has strung together piecemeal from old memories of the Tim Burton movies, half a dozen episodes of TAS, and the bits and pieces they remember for recess in public school. I read comics, which is the reason I know that Captain America is above Batman. That's the opinion anyone who claims to be knowledgeable of both characters should have... there isn't a lot of wiggle room in comparing the feats of both characters for someone to extrapolate that Batman => Captain America without completely disregarding a sizable portion of Captain America's history. That's not paranoia... that's just how it is. Captain America's feats are noticeably better than Batman's and he operates on a higher level. But please... enjoy your lofty position on whatever elusive and mysterious two man council you and Namorsubby chair. Such prestige! 😈

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Luckily for me my memory is good enough to remember things you have said. 😎

I like Batman just fine. What I don't like is Batman fanboys who take offense to the notion that Batman isn't the best ever, and have difficult piecing together a sentence that doesn't consist of "zomg batkick for the wins!" I didn't role out of a Hot Topic with a Dark Knight Returns Heath Ledge Joker shirt, and I have more knowledge about Batman then bits every hipster has strung together piecemeal from old memories of the Tim Burton movies, half a dozen episodes of TAS, and the bits and pieces they remember for recess in public school. I read comics, which is the reason I know that Captain America is above Batman. That's the opinion anyone who claims to be knowledgeable of both characters should have... there isn't a lot of wiggle room in comparing the feats of both characters for someone to extrapolate that Batman => Captain America without completely disregarding a sizable portion of Captain America's history. That's not paranoia... that's just how it is. Captain America's feats are noticeably better than Batman's and he operates on a higher level. But please... enjoy your lofty position on whatever elusive and mysterious two man council you and Namorsubby chair. Such prestige! 😈

Yeah, good luck convincing anybody that you like batman. Oh and I read both comics just fine. Like I said, anybody who doesn't attest to your theory is either a fanboy or doesn't read comics. What a broad generalization! Yeah that's right. Well I've already said that cap is stronger than batman, but unless its 4 or 5 times stronger than batman, its not enough for you, is it? Rest assured I certainly think that your one man council where wolverine beats validus in melee is more prestigious.

Cap
Cap
Cap
Luke
Spider-man

Originally posted by h1a8
Any showings where a slightly above peak human or less has manage to nerve strike him?

Nerve jabs affect him, but he has some resistance.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Cap
Cap
Cap
Luke
Spider-man

And this should be the only answer. /thread

Cap beats 1 - 3, loses to 4 and 5 (heck without his shield I dont think he can even hurt Cage).

Is the guy who's known as a massive... MASSIVE Wolverine fan and has argued vehemently for him in so many stupid outgunned threads, complaining about Batman being too mainstream for "fans" and telling people to read comics?

This is rich.

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Cap stalemates at 2 and 3 and dismantles everyone else including Luke Cage and Spider Man... at the same time if need be.

Batman wins.

No, he doesn't.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Yeah, good luck convincing anybody that you like batman.

He is a Batman fan actually, at least in the sense that he has read a bunch of Batman comics and has a solid image of who Batman is and what he is capable of. I'd say he has read more Batman comics than most of the self-declared "Batman" fans around here.

That said, he's also known for blalantly hating Midnighter, so he can be wrong 😛

Originally posted by Silent Master
No, he doesn't.

I agree.

He wins with ease. ^_^

I agree, Cap wins w/ease. pile

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nerve jabs affect him, but he has some resistance.

Nerve jabs by Superman of course. I asked are there any showings of characters around peak human level that pressure point affected him?
If so then what comic or what scan?

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Is the guy who's known as a massive... MASSIVE Wolverine fan and has argued vehemently for him in so many stupid outgunned threads, complaining about Batman being too mainstream for "fans" and telling people to read comics?

This is rich.

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Cap stalemates at 2 and 3 and dismantles everyone else including Luke Cage and Spider Man... at the same time if need be.

Originally posted by Bentley
He is a Batman fan actually, at least in the sense that he has read a bunch of Batman comics and has a solid image of who Batman is and what he is capable of. I'd say he has read more Batman comics than most of the self-declared "Batman" fans around here.

That said, he's also known for blalantly hating Midnighter, so he can be wrong 😛