John Creasy vs Tobin Frost

The shit Jack does on a 24 hours basis would impress superheroes

Originally posted by Lestov16
The shit Jack does on a 24 hours basis would impress superheroes

Careful, wouldn't want anyone to accuse you of being a Jack Bauer fanboy.

Normally, I would agree, but considering he's actually taken on terrorists that make the Joker look like a harmless shoplifter, I stand by my statement. And unlike Batman, he always defeats them in 24 hours. So yeah, I'm seeing Bale Batman want to rub on Jack's manmeat. He's gonna have to force McClane off of it first, because he'll be riding it hard.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Normally, I would agree, but considering he's actually taken on terrorists that make the Joker look like a harmless shoplifter, I stand by my statement. And unlike Batman, he always defeats them in 24 hours. So yeah, I'm seeing Bale Batman want to rub on Jack's manmeat. He's gonna have to force McClane off of it first, because he'll be riding it hard.

While I don't doubt Bauer fantasizes about having sexual relations with McClane, McClane's into chicks, bro.

As far as the Batman fetish, Bauer's best best bet is the Batman from Schumacher's 1997 film.

It's okay. You don't have to outright state that John will be getting nothing less than a McCumshot.

we'll just quitely accept it 🙂

More fantasies, bro

LMAO I just went through this thread after watching Safe House... had to double check the title.

The thread did go a little off topic lol, but what do you think? I actually think it would be a close match

Safe House sucked ass though. Clearly a film released solely to make money. The lack of effort put into Frost's "badassitude" that was promised in the trailer (Alonzo+Creasy) was utterly disappointing. Nobody besides Reynolds put any effort into their characters at all. You could tell everybody (actors, writers, etc.) were there just to get a paycheck and go home

I think I may go with Creasy, because Frost was somewhat ineffective throughout he film.

Bumped (and not for McWankage.)

Who wins. Tobin or Creasy?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Bumped (and not for McWankage.)

Who wins. Tobin or Creasy?

Someones got McLovin on their mind 😛

And my moneys on Creasy. 😉

Originally posted by the ninjak
Someones got McLovin on their mind 😛

He's a closeted McClane fanboy; I think it's adorable.

Robtard started it with his first post in the thread. I have to be safe

Anyway Tobin was badass too. Had far more gun and H2H kills than Creasy

Originally posted by Lestov16
Robtard started it with his first post in the thread. I have to be safe

Anyway Tobin was badass too. Had far more gun and H2H kills than Creasy

That's very seven-years-old of you.

Creasy wins; he's a sad bear, just stop being wrong all the time.

Originally posted by Robtard
Creasy wins; he's a sad bear, just stop being wrong all the time.

Prove Creasy wins; Tobin put bullets in plenty of people, just stop making biased assumptions all of the time

Originally posted by Lestov16
Prove Creasy wins; Tobin put bullets in plenty of people, just stop making biased assumptions all of the time

While just a few post above you said:

Originally posted by Lestov16
I think I may go with Creasy, because Frost was somewhat ineffective throughout he film.

Debating against yourself again. Lestov. Just stop.

I'm admitting I may be wrong. I'm not making a biased assumption. I'm simply asking for you to prove that Creasy outdoes Frost since you are certain of Creasy's win.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'm admitting I may be wrong. I'm not making a biased assumption. I'm simply asking for you to prove that Creasy outdoes Frost since you are [b]certain of Creasy's win. [/B]

You're just arguing for the sake of arguing, coupled with a high dose of butthurt.

Cos he had better feats and was far more ruthless in attaining his goals.

Originally posted by Robtard

Cos he had better feats

He had better gunfight fights than Frost?

Originally posted by Robtard
and was far more ruthless in attaining his goals.

doesn't mean shit in a H2H or gunfight

Originally posted by Lestov16
He had better gunfight fights than Frost?

doesn't mean shit in a H2H or gunfight

Only seen Safe House, once, but yes.

Stop acting like a fop, ruthlessness and tenacity matter in fights. You argued that Bauer's ruthlessness mattered in one of the Bauer Vs McClane/DH threads. Stop the 100% bias style of debating, try some objectivity.