Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope he pails next to McClane.

Everything Bauer has done (except calling Tony constantly and getting pwned hard and being killed by a lady tazer) McClane has done better and with less help..

McClane wins so hard its hilarious.
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You may now continue crying...

Nope. Prove it.

Originally posted by Kazenji

Where is this from btw? Seen it so many times.

Originally posted by Placidity
Where is this from btw? Seen it so many times.

This film: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakin'

Originally posted by Lestov16
Nope. Prove it.

The DH movies prove it.

You should watch the unrated versions of all 5, then your opinion might maybe begin to mean something. 'Til then you are filed under "people talking through their bottoms when speaking of McClane."

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The DH movies prove it.

You should watch the unrated versions of all 5, then your opinion might maybe begin to mean something. 'Til then you are filed under "people talking through their bottoms when speaking of McClane."

Good day to you..
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They prove McClane's incompetence.

I've seen them all, except the 5th. I going to wait for that one to be released on video, because I'm not exactly rushing out to see a film that seems like it sucked major ass.

Bauer pwns McClane in all situations.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Bauer pwns McClane in all situations.

With scarcely any movies feats, that's going to be pretty damn hard.

They're pretty even. Bauer is obviously far more intelligent and a better counter-terrorist. But H2H and with firearms? They're pretty even.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
They're pretty even. Bauer is obviously far more intelligent and a better counter-terrorist. But H2H and with firearms? They're pretty even.

McClane's never been raped though. Did you factor that in?

McClane's intuition and intelligence have also been amped through the roof in DH5. I suspect by the time DH6 rolls out, he'll be pre-reviewing Professor Hawking's next work.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
They're pretty even. Bauer is obviously far more intelligent and a better counter-terrorist. But H2H and with firearms? They're pretty even.

I'd give Bauer the edge in H2H, but I'd say McClane takes a gunfight. 5/10 in the melee.

why?? just why????

Now is not the time to be regretting your herpes infection, Bruce.

I wouldn't disagree with that. Still have to watch the rest of the show and view DH5.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Now is not the time to be regretting your herpes infection, Bruce.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Now is not the time to be regretting your herpes infection, Bruce.

son please. 😂

H2H- Bauer 9/10
Gunfight- McClane 6/10
Melee- Bauer 7/10

Originally posted by Lestov16
H2H- McClane 8/10
Gunfight- McClane 10/10
Melee- McClane 10/10

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You mutilated it.

The only thing mutilated in this thread would be Bauer.

McWin.

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane's never been raped though. Did you factor that in?

McClane's intuition and intelligence have also been amped through the roof in DH5. I suspect by the time DH6 rolls out, he'll be pre-reviewing Professor Hawking's next work.

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