Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Started by Sadako of Girth51 pages

Goodbye, Jack.
Goodbye.........

Jack Bauer died today. Cause of death: Exposure to highly lethal hazardous materials. (IE:McClane.)

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Oh yeah. McClane can cheapshot starving Ethiopian children, so clearly he's invincible 😆

Ignorant fool. Its the rest of the movie that Makes McClane invincible.
That shot just showed his ability to KO guys of VZ's size in one hit.

BTW McClane saved the world from Nuclear attacks with NO TONY and NO CTU. And he tanked obscene levels of ridiculous, unsurvivable punishment without dying once = Total, complete, and utter dominance of Bauer, who stands literally no chance now..

May he rest in peace.

Bauer was already invincible when he was the single greatest threat to humanity in history

I'll elevate Mcclane's chances here to 4.9/10, because of his durability, but Bauer still massively outclasses him in H2H and CQB. He gets a 7/10 in the gunfight, because his quickdraw accuracy in DH1 and DH3 was never replicated by Bauer

Invincible but shown dying on screen cause of an accident with a tazer lol

Well you're gonna have to invent a new scale now. This places Bauer at like 5 with Tony wiping his ass (or 6 by himself and or portecting someone at the time) and McClane on 10. When you see DH5 you will understand.

You have nothing now.

H2H or CQB Bauer 5.9/10
Gunfight McClane 7/10

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H2H or CQB: McClane 9 or 10/10
Gunfight: McClane 9 or 10/10
Getting tasered and having a faulty ticker go out: Bauer 10/10
Getting tasered and merely limping for a week: Little lapdog 10/10
This is based on having seen all five Die Hards.

(since you thought McClane punched Thornberg despite it being Holly, a point in two DH movies and your mindless innaccurate recycling of RJ 's old Ninja Chick idiocy, you should watch them all and in order, so that you can then say you know what you're talking about.)

Originally posted by Lestov16
H2H or CQB Bauer 5.9/10
Gunfight McClane 7/10

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If you have to believe that in order to move on, then great but in reality the stats I counter posted are based on screenfeats.

Originally posted by Lestov16
H2H or CQB Bauer 5.9/10
Gunfight McClane 7/10

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indeed

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
H2H or CQB: McClane 9 or 10/10
Gunfight: McClane 9 or 10/10
Getting tasered and having a faulty ticker go out: Bauer 10/10
Getting tasered and merely limping for a week: Little lapdog 10/10
This is based on having seen all five Die Hards.

(since you thought McClane punched Thornberg despite it being Holly, a point in two DH movies and your mindless innaccurate recycling of RJ 's old Ninja Chick idiocy, you should watch them all and in order, so that you can then say you know what you're talking about.)

And thats what I'll go with... you have your seeing of things and the rest of us who have seen the DHs may have a different opinion.

Dont be upset/angry though. Thats what lifes about.

You can believe your facts and figures, which are about as accurate as a Republican's. Bauer takes H2H and CQB 6.5/10 (I was wrong in my previous assessment) and McClane take gunfights 7/10. That's it. Thread be doneth and anything hereafter is butthurt trolling (don't even know why since McClane takes the gunfight)

Must be a pretty accurate republican then.
A republican that has at least seen Die Hard 5.

There no butthurt, just accuracy.

McClane is godlike now in that he is to all intents and purposes indestructable, (Explosion proof, radiation proof, bullets curve round him or something, given the thousands that miss him in this latest one, fall proof, blunt force truama proof, has psychic level intuition, punches like Joe Frazier and regularly achieves miracles now one of which being ramming a 25 tonne car off of the road with a 3-5 tonne car etc.) and can destroy almost anything from cars, trains, planes, combat jets, helicopters, advanced military helicoptor gunships, armoured tanks, freeways, cities and he saves the world when on the edge of annihilation by nutters and have 6 movies of screenfeats.. (7 if you include surviving Pearl Harbour)

This equals "Bye bye Jack", so yeah: Thread over.

Originally posted by Lestov16
H2H or CQB Bauer 6.5/10
Gunfight McClane 7/10

/thread

You should really watch DH5, Lestov.

Originally posted by Robtard
You should really watch DH5, Lestov.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

McClane is godlike now in that he is to all intents and purposes indestructable, (Explosion proof, radiation proof, bullets curve round him or something, given the thousands that miss him in this latest one, fall proof, blunt force truama proof, has psychic level intuition, punches like Joe Frazier and regularly achieves miracles now one of which being ramming a 25 tonne car off of the road with a 3-5 tonne car etc.) and can destroy almost anything from cars, trains, planes, combat jets, helicopters, advanced military helicoptor gunships, armoured tanks, freeways, cities and he saves the world when on the edge of annihilation by nutters and have 6 movies of screenfeats.. (7 if you include surviving Pearl Harbour)

This equals "Bye bye Jack", so yeah: Thread over.

Originally posted by Robtard
You should really watch DH5, Lestov.

You are correct. I really want to see it. I love spectacle action films.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
he saves the world when on the edge of annihilation

McClane saved the world? Because it's Jack (McClane) who killed the bad guy, and the chick killed herself. And Bauer has taken on situations that make the "stolen uranium" situation look like someone shoplifting a candy bar. Matter of fact, didn't The Expendables II have a similar plot?

Then you would see how badly Bauer loses, then you could free yourself from your butthurt fair and square and move on and be happy.

Wrong. You'll understand when you see the movie.

So Bauer wins because he has certifiable better feats. Good 🙂

Nope he pails next to McClane.

Everything Bauer has done (except calling Tony constantly and getting pwned hard and being killed by a lady tazer) McClane has done better and with less help..

McClane wins so hard its hilarious.
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You may now continue crying...