John McClane & John Hartigan vs Joker(Ledger)

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John McClane & John Hartigan vs Joker(Ledger)

Joker is causing chaos and McClane & Hartigan are made partners by the NYPD to stop him. Can they get the job done?

The two Bruce Willis' touch causing a rift in the time space continuum. Causing the universe to explode.

Everyone dies.

McClane and Hartigan easily. The only reason Joker was allowed to enact as much destruction as he did was because Batman wouldn't kill him

Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane and Hartigan easily. The only reason Joker was allowed to enact as much destruction as he did was because Batman wouldn't kill him

No. Joker thrived because he took over the underworld from the inside through theft and extreme confidence based beliefs. He spoke to the crims and they responded in kind.

He had the police in his pocket through bribes and overwhelming fear. And he tore apart mobsters through theft and creative assassinations.

John McClane and Hartigan would be killed whilst driving their car. Or eating in their favourite diner. Joker had eyes and ears everywhere. they wouldn't stand a chance.

Batman was a unknown resourseful ninja vigilante. The Kryptonite to the Joker. Couldn't be bribed, couldn't be killed in his sleep. No family. Only a few contacts. And Joker destroyed 2 out of 3 of them. Murdered one. And turned another into a monster. Only Gordan survived and only because Batman sacrificied himself to protect him.

Joker will ABSOLUTELY tear these twos souls apart.

^ DAMN! i was already gonna pick The Joker but now i don't see how there is any other choice.

Great post my friend 👆

LoL, McClane solos this joker, adding another bad-ass cop to help is spite.

Does the fight take place in McClane's New York, Gotham, or real New York as this will determine how the match is played out

Does it really matter? Forum fights take place on neutral ground.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, McClane solos this joker, adding another bad-ass cop to help is spite.

McClane has an exwife and two kids. He's already done for. Those Hacks in DH4 were morons. McClane doens'nt have hacker kids helping him out in this fight. Not like they would help in this scenario.

Nah, McClane runs him over with his car.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Nah, McClane runs him over with his car.

No. Not in the long range scheme of things. He would'nt be in that position. Especially with his wife and kids held hostage.

Originally posted by the ninjak

McClane has an exwife and two kids. He's already done for. Those Hacks in DH4 were morons. McClane doens'nt have hacker kids helping him out in this fight. Not like they would help in this scenario.

LoL, the last time someone took McClane's wife or daughter hostage, all the kidnappers ended up dead; some in horrible ways.. Joker doesn't have a chance; ONLY reason he was able to pull off what he did, was because Batman choose not to kill him when he had the chance(s).

McClane won't hesitate in breaking his neck, shooting him in the face or running his ass over. "Do you like my scars..." *bang* *Joker Dies* *McClane adds quick quip*

Originally posted by the ninjak
Joker will ABSOLUTELY tear these twos souls apart.

What a load of baloney

If McClane can take on Simon, then he can take on the Joker

McClane and Hartigan are crazy and take alot of pain in order to get the job done. McClane shot himself to kill the bad guy. McClane also took out 5 guys in an enclosed area

Don't forget about Hartigan. Rips out people's body parts and crushes skulls into paste with his bare hands

Originally posted by the ninjak
No. Joker thrived because he took over the underworld from the inside through theft and extreme confidence based beliefs. He spoke to the crims and they responded in kind.

He had the police in his pocket through bribes and overwhelming fear. And he tore apart mobsters through theft and creative assassinations.

John McClane and Hartigan would be killed whilst driving their car. Or eating in their favourite diner. Joker had eyes and ears everywhere. they wouldn't stand a chance.

Batman was a unknown resourseful ninja vigilante. The Kryptonite to the Joker. Couldn't be bribed, couldn't be killed in his sleep. No family. Only a few contacts. And Joker destroyed 2 out of 3 of them. Murdered one. And turned another into a monster. Only Gordan survived and only because Batman sacrificied himself to protect him.

Joker will ABSOLUTELY tear these twos souls apart.

Or it's because you've been drinking too much Dos Equis.....

Dos Equis.

Don Equis is that guy on 5th street who sells shag carpeting and pirated Asian DVD's.

Hah! You can't prove I had a typo now!!!

(oh wait...)

At least this time I have shoes!!!

Damn you and your shoes.

They protect against the glass.....