The Lizard vs The Creeper

Started by 0mega Spawn7 pages

OMFG go watch jeepers creepers 1 & 2 because im too tired to type right.

LOL you said he scares people to make them taste better 😆
go watch the films

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
derp because this is a forum fight derp he doesn't derp want lizard as food derp
wow just wow a forum fight doesn't negate who he is as a character and who he is is a monster that eats people. learnz to logic

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
OMFG go watch jeepers creepers 1 & 2 because im too tired to type right.

LOL you said he scares people to make them taste better 😆
go watch the films

i have seen the films many times where i went wrong was trying to debate against a chimpanzee

You can see the bullets in the Lizard. They didn't go very deep.

So, a big monster flying at a decent speed in a straight line right at him is harder to hit than an average height, skinny, super fast guy with precognitive abilities to avoid danger movign erratically around him. Totally.

Why are you even arguing with Omega Spawn. He's Omega Spawn.

Anyway, Lizard wins. Creeper was knocked out by getting hit by a car.

Lizard punches him in the face once and knocks him out, then rips all his limbs off, then rips his head off, then rips his body in half, then spreads all the parts across the landscape and goes about his day.

/thread

Just FYI, the OP states that anything in the vicinity of Central Park can be utilized as weapons such as cars, horses & carriages, trees & limbs, and even civilians. Use your imagination to what else could be in the park.

I can't remember if Creeper has an ax or shuriken as standard weaponry, but if he does, I guess I have to allow it since the thread is so far underway.

What's stopping the Creeper from using a Central Park street sign as a freakin scythe?

You can stop with the Creeper wanking now...313

STFU! I'm having fun.

How am i wanking a character that has shown the ability to blitz in the air?

And removed peoples heads with ease?

Originally posted by the ninjak
What's stopping the Creeper from using a Central Park street sign as a freakin scythe?

How about Lizard grabs a car and knocks him the f out?
We all know Creeper can be ko'd by simply getting ran over by a car...313

Indeed.

Just like we all know that the Creeper has repeatedly been stabbed/beaten/run over/shot/impaled by normal human beings. 131

Because as shown in film. The Creeper can air blitz. And is very quiet.

This ain't a sewer or a enclosed school hall. This is an open environment.

If it was those environments Lizard would own this. But out in the open. A long sharp piece of metal is all the Creeper needs to gain his head.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Indeed.

Just like we all know that the Creeper has repeatedly been stabbed/beaten/run over/shot/impaled by normal human beings. 131


But wait he has those supa shurikens which can easily take care off bus tires.....zomfg

Originally posted by the ninjak
Because as shown in film. The Creeper can air blitz. And is very quiet.

This ain't a sewer or a enclosed school hall. This is an open environment.

If it was those environments Lizard would own this. But out in the open. A long sharp piece of metal is all the Creeper needs to gain his head.

A giant winded devil man can blitz a creature that Spiderman couldn't. haermm

Yes because spider cant fly & lacks an axe

You seem to be giving the Creeper this "He can blitz" scenario. When the only people he blitzed were scared teenagers. And correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he fly off with most of the people at night?

Originally posted by thanos-prime
i have seen the films many times where i went wrong was trying to debate against a chimpanzee

I seriously doubt you've seen the films
cutting off police stations power
Snatching people into the air without anyone noticing
Posing as a scarcrow
Equals no stealth?

Even still he only did not was when trying to induce fear
you'd know that if you saw the film

Id rather be a chimp than a thanos considering youre farther down the evolutionary chain

Originally posted by KingD19
You seem to be giving the Creeper this "He can blitz" scenario. When the only people he blitzed were scared teenagers. And correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he fly off with most of the people at night?

are you implying he can only fly at night?

I'm implying he only flew off with people without anyone knowing "at night". When it was pitch black outside and people couldn't see a damn thing.

I'm assuming this fight is in the middle of the day, so he can clearly be seen against the blue sky. And he's not gonna "blitz" anybody. He's going to fly straight at Lizard, and Lizard who is fast enough to react to Spider-Man and take him down in mid dodge is going to bat him out of the air.

And all his stealth feats were at night, against frightened, normal people. Lizard snuck up on Spider-Man and he didn't even notice him.

This is,in the park creeper can easily use trees as cover
throw some shuriken into lizards eyes the goes lumberjack on lizards neck