The Avengers vs. The Cullens

Started by Robtard25 pages

Your argument that Edward is too stupid to jump in a fire is in no means proof that these glitter fairies are "virtually indestructible".

I just want to know who the hell built a freakin 100 ton sword.. Lol
Can Thor lift a hundred ton sword with one hand?.. Cause ya know he kinda also got hit by a car and.. Ya know.. Got knocked out.. Lmao

Comic book Thing made and used the 100 ton sword and comic Thor is much stronger than him.

Movie Iron-man was strong enough to make a tree explode when he kicked Thor into one and movie Thor was stronger than him.

Avengers incinerate them.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your argument that Edward is too stupid to jump in a fire is in no means proof that these glitter fairies are "virtually indestructible".

You don't think he thought about that? Lol he wouldn't have to leave his freakin house to do that.. He could rip a hole in his gas tank, light his lighter and set himself on fire.
Yes. He did think of that. Did you know it takes hours for the fire to burn them to ash? And in that time he would be in unbearable pain similar to the transformation.. No matter how much he hated himself, he would never be able to stand it, and would probably dig himself underground to put it out. Fire that's left on a vampire for a short period of time doesn't do $h!t.. That's why they must be torn apart and incapacitated long enough for the fire to damage them (by something as strong as a vampire)

So yeah. Haha. They are virtually indestructible.

Originally posted by Uf_gators96
You don't think he thought about that? Lol he wouldn't have to leave his freakin house to do that.. He could rip a hole in his gas tank, light his lighter and set himself on fire.
Yes. He did think of that. Did you know it takes hours for the fire to burn them to ash? And in that time he would be in unbearable pain similar to the transformation.. No matter how much he hated himself, he would never be able to stand it, and would probably dig himself underground to put it out. Fire that's left on a vampire for a short period of time doesn't do $h!t.. That's why they must be torn apart and incapacitated long enough for the fire to damage them (by something as strong as a vampire)

Edward being a wussy and having a low pain tolerance isn't proof of him being "virtually indestructible".

I like how he keeps harping on a statement that has zero feats backing it up.

Hulk rips them apart! He is shone ripping through buildings and cement and what is probably bomb proof glass on the hela carrier. He can put them in pieces and have fun when doing it. Iron Man weapons will harm them. Aro talks about how human's weapons are getting so advanced they pose a threat to vampires, and Iron Man is more advanced then anything in that time. Thor, need I say more, and Captain America is probably only 1 tier behind the vampires and his shield is stronger.

Super Heroes > Vampires.

Originally posted by Uf_gators96

**strength of a cement truck speeding downhill at over sixty miles an hour in one arm isn't very low anything dude.

Not sure which flick that feat is out of, but it's a lot weaker than this single arm.

YouTube video

So one of Hulk's arms > all the arms in clan Cullen

Originally posted by Robtard
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Except we routinely see other magical sparkling fairies and magically stupid magical giant wolves break apart this "virtually indestructible" magical glitter-skin, it also burns in regular fire just fine. Magical. Magical, Magical. Magical. Magical.

That is remarkably close to what I had in mind, actually. Even the smartass magicals at the end there.

Idk just found this. Just to show that yes, they are virtually indestructible.
"Virtual indestructibility was just one of the many perks I was looking forward to. The best parts about being a Cullen were not expensive cars and impressive credit cards."
Bella Swan, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 1, p.9

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>Twivamps
>virtually indestructible

Oh god make it stop

To calm myself, I imagined the impossible. I imagined the giant wolves catching up to Laurent in the woods, and massacring the indestructible immortal the way they would any normal person.
Bella swan New Moon ch 15

Pretty sure both Hulk and Thor are strong enough to hurt and crack the twivamps. Only problem is I don't think they're fast enough to lay hands on them. Hulk especially.

Originally posted by Uf_gators96
To calm myself, I imagined the impossible. I imagined the giant wolves catching up to Laurent in the woods, and massacring the indestructible immortal the way they would any normal person.
Bella swan New Moon ch 15

So your angle is that the sparkle fairies beat the Avengers because Meyers is a poor writer? You don't say "indestructible immortal" after you just set a precedent that they can in fact be destroyed and killed.

Yeah lol they can't be killed by anything less than what they have in terms of power, which humans cannot copy.. This is mentioned multiple times in the series.
This is a little weird, but still kind of impressive.. Emmett and Rosalie smashed down several houses that esme had built for them in their wild love-making..

Originally posted by Uf_gators96
To calm myself, I imagined the impossible. I imagined the giant wolves catching up to Laurent in the woods, and massacring the indestructible immortal the way they would any normal person.
Bella swan New Moon ch 15

1) Statements without feats to back them up = worthless
2) This is the movie forum, Book statements or feats = worthless

Originally posted by Uf_gators96
Yeah lol they can't be killed by anything less than what they have in terms of power, which humans cannot copy.. This is mentioned multiple times in the series.

This is a little weird, but still kind of impressive.. Emmett and Rosalie smashed down several houses that esme had built for them in their wild love-making..

Normal fire can kill them; iirc, the US military alone has weapons that are far greater than a bonfire.

If Hulk and Thor made some "wild love-making", they'd smash down skyscrapers.