The Avengers vs. The Cullens

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Originally posted by Uf_gators96
You are so soft, so fragile. I have to mind my actions every moment I am with you, so that I do not hurt you. I could kill you quite easily, Bella, simply by accident... I could reach out, meaning to touch your face, and crush your skull by mistake.
Edward to Bella
Cullen's win

Thor and Hulk could say the same thing. Hulk was jogging through reinforced metal when he was chasing Widow.

Originally posted by Uf_gators96
You are so soft, so fragile. I have to mind my actions every moment I am with you, so that I do not hurt you. I could kill you quite easily, Bella, simply by accident... I could reach out, meaning to touch your face, and crush your skull by mistake.
Edward to Bella
Cullen's win

Are you comparing the Avengers to Bella?

Originally posted by Uf_gators96
You are so soft, so fragile. I have to mind my actions every moment I am with you, so that I do not hurt you. I could kill you quite easily, Bella, simply by accident... I could reach out, meaning to touch your face, and crush your skull by mistake.
Edward to Bella
Cullen's win

Glitter-boy's ability to kill an emo teen girl proves nothing.

And if you insist on bringing in written material for the Cullens, I'm going to bring in written(comic) material for the Avengers 🙂

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Apparently my twinkling fairy comment ruffled some overly colorful feathers.

Hulk and Thor are the only ones that can survive this. Not saying they win automatically but I don't think the Cullen's have anything to permanently put them down.

But I do have a newfound respect for the Cullen's after reading some of these comments. Despite all of their twinkling.

Ironman would roast them from the air.

Originally posted by Robtard
Glitter-boy's ability to kill an emo teen girl proves nothing.

And if you insist on bringing in written material for the Cullens, I'm going to bring in written(comic) material for the Avengers 🙂

Have no fear, they are weaker in the books (with the exception of new bloods).

Approximate powers:

- Half the Strength of Mr Incredible
- The durability of Marble
- Cheetah Speed

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Have no fear, they are weaker in the books (with the exception of new bloods).

Approximate powers:

- Half the Strength of Mr Incredible
- The durability of Marble
- Cheetah Speed

Cheetah speed is a ridiculous understatement.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Cheetah speed is a ridiculous understatement.

Trust me it really isn't. Just because they blur every few seconds doesn't stop the fact they aren't even running that fast. You'll notice they take cars if they wanna get somewhere even faster.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Trust me it really isn't. Just because they blur every few seconds doesn't stop the fact they aren't even running that fast. You'll notice they take cars if they wanna get somewhere even faster.

I read the books. They're definitely faster than cheetahs.

Originally posted by FrothByte
I read the books. They're definitely faster than cheetahs.

I read the books. Edward most certainly is. The others I would put at cheetah top speed but instantly and able to do it through twists turns of forests instead of open plain (if you get what I'm saying). That is very fast. But nothing insane.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Don't I've read the books and the Cullens are meta-human tier at best. While yes they are physically awesome they are still slower then cars and they aren't as strong as diamond. A Captain AMerica Punch would shock them. But he is still weaker. Thor and Hulk would virtually rip them apart though.

Really dude???

I gritted my teeth and grabbed his big hand. "One, two-"
"Three" he grunted, and shoved against my hand.
Nothing happened.
Oh I could feel the force he was exerting. My new mind seemed pretty good at all kinds of calculations, and I could tell if he wasn't meeting any resistance, his hand would've smashed right through the granite boulder without difficulty. The pressure increased, and I wondered randomly if a cement truck doing forty miles an hour down a sharp decline would have similar power. Fifty miles an hour? Sixty? Probably more.

It wasn't enough to move me. His hand shoved against mine with crushing force, but it wasn't unpleasant. It felt kind of good in a weird way. I'd been so very careful since the last time I woke up, trying so hard not to break things. It was a strange relief to use my muscles. To let the strength flow rather than struggling to restrain it.

Emmet grunted; his forehead creased and his whole body strained in one rigid line toward the obstacle of my unmoving hand. I let him sweat - figuratively - for a moment while I enjoyed the sensation of the crazy force running through my arm.

A few seconds, though, and I was a little bored with it. I flexed; Emmett lost an inch.

I laughed. Emmett snarled harshly through his teeth.
"Just keep your mouth shut," I reminded him, and then I smashed his hand into the boulder. A deafening crack echoed off the trees. The rock shuddered, and a large piece of the mass broke off at an invisible fault line and crashed to the ground. It fell on Emmett's foot, and I snickered. I could hear Jacob and Edwards muffled laughter.

Emmett kicked the rock across the river. It sliced two maples in half before thudding against a big fur, which swayed and then fell into another tree.
"Rematch. Tomorrow."
"It's not going to wear off that fast," I told him. "Maybe you ought to give it a month."
Emmett growled, flashing his teeth."Tomorrow."
"Hey whatever makes you happy, big brother."

As he turned and walked away, Emmett punched the granite, shattering off an avalanche of shards and powder. It was kind of neat, in a childish way."

Fascinated by the undeniable proof that I was stronger than the strongest vampire I'd ever met, I placed my hand, fingers spread wide, against the rock. Then I dug my fingers slowly into the stone, crushing rather than digging; the consistency reminded me of hard cheese. I ended up with a hand full of gravel.
"Cool," I mumbled.

With a grin stretching my face, I whirled in a sudden circle and karate chopped the rock with the side of my hand. The stone shrieked and groaned, and - with a big poof of dust - split in two.
I started giggling.
I didn't pay much attention to the chuckles behind me while I punched and kicked the rest of the boulder into fragments.

Breaking dawn ch. 26

" And ruin you're pretty dress? No we're jumping." I pursed my lips, considering. The river was about fifty yards wide here.
"You first" I said.
... Edward jumps across the river and does a somersault...
"Show off." I muttered, and heard his invisible laugh.
I backed up five paces, just in case, and took a deep breath.

Suddenly, I was anxious again. Not about falling or getting hurt - I was more worried about the forest getting hurt.

It had come on slowly, but I could feel it now - the raw, massive strength thrilling in my limbs. I was suddenly sure that if I wanted to tunnel UNDER the river, to claw or beat my way through the bedrock, it wouldn't take me very long. The objects around me - the trees, the shrubs, the rocks... The house - had all begun to look very fragile.

Hoping very much that esme was not particularly fond of any trees across the river, I began my first stride.
.... Her dress splits and she had to rip it...

Unhindered by my skirt, it only took one long bound to reach the waters edge. Just an eighty-fourth of a second, and yet it was plenty of time - my eyes and my mind moved so quickly that one step was enough. It was simple to position my right foot just so against the flat stone and exert the adequate pressure to send my body wheeling up into the air. I was paying more attention to aim than force, and I erred on the amount of power necessary. The fifty yard width was TOO easy a distance...

It was a strange, giddy, electrifying thing, but a short thing. An entire second had yet to pass, and I was across.

I was expecting the close-packed trees to be a problem, but they were surprisingly helpful. It was a simple matter to reach out with one sure hand as I fell back toward the earth again deep inside the forest and catch myself on a convenient branch; I swung lightly from the limb and landed on my toes, still fifteen feet from the ground on the wide bough of a spruce.
It was fabulous."

... She found out she had jumped over twice Edwards distance...

Breaking dawn ch. 21

Meta human tier my a$$ !!!

Also, a freakin BABY turned into a vampire has the strength to destroy an entire village, with all the people in it!!!

And also-
"A vampires physical and mental abilities far exceed those of a human being. Vampires can run in excess of a hundred miles an hour. They are able to lift objects thousands of times their own weight. Their senses are similarly boosted, giving them the ability to see, hear, and smell things imperceptible to humans. Their skin is harder than granite, rendering their bodies virtually indestructible. Their minds work many times faster than humans are capable of, and all vampires have perfect recall."
-Twilight saga: the official illustrated guide

But yes, particularly fast cars that the Cullen's drive can outrun them, including Alice's Porsche 911 turbo, and Bella's Ferrari... But they usually drive well over 150. God I wish they would've showed Bella's Ferrari in the movie 🙁🙁

But then again if you also think about the physics of it, their terminal velocity would be around 120, so it would be impossible for them to surpass that speed.. I'm sure if that was out of the equation, given their strength, they would be able to run much faster

Originally posted by Uf_gators96
Really dude???

I gritted my teeth and grabbed his big hand. "One, two-"
"Three" he grunted, and shoved against my hand.
Nothing happened.
Oh I could feel the force he was exerting. My new mind seemed pretty good at all kinds of calculations, and I could tell if he wasn't meeting any resistance, his hand would've smashed right through the granite boulder without difficulty. The pressure increased, and I wondered randomly if a cement truck doing forty miles an hour down a sharp decline would have similar power. Fifty miles an hour? Sixty? Probably more.

It wasn't enough to move me. His hand shoved against mine with crushing force, but it wasn't unpleasant. It felt kind of good in a weird way. I'd been so very careful since the last time I woke up, trying so hard not to break things. It was a strange relief to use my muscles. To let the strength flow rather than struggling to restrain it.

Emmet grunted; his forehead creased and his whole body strained in one rigid line toward the obstacle of my unmoving hand. I let him sweat - figuratively - for a moment while I enjoyed the sensation of the crazy force running through my arm.

A few seconds, though, and I was a little bored with it. I flexed; Emmett lost an inch.

I laughed. Emmett snarled harshly through his teeth.
"Just keep your mouth shut," I reminded him, and then I smashed his hand into the boulder. A deafening crack echoed off the trees. The rock shuddered, and a large piece of the mass broke off at an invisible fault line and crashed to the ground. It fell on Emmett's foot, and I snickered. I could hear Jacob and Edwards muffled laughter.

Emmett kicked the rock across the river. It sliced two maples in half before thudding against a big fur, which swayed and then fell into another tree.
"Rematch. Tomorrow."
"It's not going to wear off that fast," I told him. "Maybe you ought to give it a month."
Emmett growled, flashing his teeth."Tomorrow."
"Hey whatever makes you happy, big brother."

As he turned and walked away, Emmett punched the granite, shattering off an avalanche of shards and powder. It was kind of neat, in a childish way."

Fascinated by the undeniable proof that I was stronger than the strongest vampire I'd ever met, I placed my hand, fingers spread wide, against the rock. Then I dug my fingers slowly into the stone, crushing rather than digging; the consistency reminded me of hard cheese. I ended up with a hand full of gravel.
"Cool," I mumbled.

With a grin stretching my face, I whirled in a sudden circle and karate chopped the rock with the side of my hand. The stone shrieked and groaned, and - with a big poof of dust - split in two.
I started giggling.
I didn't pay much attention to the chuckles behind me while I punched and kicked the rest of the boulder into fragments.

Breaking dawn ch. 26

" And ruin you're pretty dress? No we're jumping." I pursed my lips, considering. The river was about fifty yards wide here.
"You first" I said.
... Edward jumps across the river and does a somersault...
"Show off." I muttered, and heard his invisible laugh.
I backed up five paces, just in case, and took a deep breath.

Suddenly, I was anxious again. Not about falling or getting hurt - I was more worried about the forest getting hurt.

It had come on slowly, but I could feel it now - the raw, massive strength thrilling in my limbs. I was suddenly sure that if I wanted to tunnel UNDER the river, to claw or beat my way through the bedrock, it wouldn't take me very long. The objects around me - the trees, the shrubs, the rocks... The house - had all begun to look very fragile.

Hoping very much that esme was not particularly fond of any trees across the river, I began my first stride.
.... Her dress splits and she had to rip it...

Unhindered by my skirt, it only took one long bound to reach the waters edge. Just an eighty-fourth of a second, and yet it was plenty of time - my eyes and my mind moved so quickly that one step was enough. It was simple to position my right foot just so against the flat stone and exert the adequate pressure to send my body wheeling up into the air. I was paying more attention to aim than force, and I erred on the amount of power necessary. The fifty yard width was TOO easy a distance...

It was a strange, giddy, electrifying thing, but a short thing. An entire second had yet to pass, and I was across.

I was expecting the close-packed trees to be a problem, but they were surprisingly helpful. It was a simple matter to reach out with one sure hand as I fell back toward the earth again deep inside the forest and catch myself on a convenient branch; I swung lightly from the limb and landed on my toes, still fifteen feet from the ground on the wide bough of a spruce.
It was fabulous."

... She found out she had jumped over twice Edwards distance...

Breaking dawn ch. 21

Meta human tier my a$$ !!!

Also, a freakin BABY turned into a vampire has the strength to destroy an entire village, with all the people in it!!!

And also-
"A vampires physical and mental abilities far exceed those of a human being. Vampires can run in excess of a hundred miles an hour. They are able to lift objects thousands of times their own weight. Their senses are similarly boosted, giving them the ability to see, hear, and smell things imperceptible to humans. Their skin is harder than granite, rendering their bodies virtually indestructible. Their minds work many times faster than humans are capable of, and all vampires have perfect recall."
-Twilight saga: the official illustrated guide

Bella was a new blood, she is many times stronger then normal vampires. I skipped reading the book insert as soon as I knew what part it was. Just like to point out. Nothing Hulk couldn't do. Except for the speed. Also: Vampires can lift objects thousands of times their own weight? THey have never performed feats in books or movie like that.

Child killing all those people. Yeah normal people. What is your point? How does that imply against Avengers?

Skin harder then granite? Not that big of a deal for the Avengers.

While we're on the subject when did you go and seek out the Official Illustrated Guide? You like the twinkles so much you gotta see PICTURES! lol dude. I also take it as irrelevant because it is contradictory to the books and movies.

They can't lift thousands of times their own weight? Can you calculate the force necessary to equal that of a 25,000 pound cement truck moving down a sharp decline at over 60 miles an hour?... Just real quick about how much force would that be? And oh right.. It's just in his ONE ARM.

Hate to pull a Quanchi (or what I percieve as one) but

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t543649.html

"The MVF Golden Rule:
What is seen on screen is canon in these forums. If your character you wish to use has feats/actions/handicaps that contradict what that character did on screen (movie canon), then it is a violation and is illegal. MOVIE FEATS ONLY!"

All the quotes you gave from the books are irrelevant as such

And yeah, Twivamps are low meta at best (about on the level as ****ers like Spiderman, Wolverine and whatnot)

Force = mass x velocity... How much force is that?

Originally posted by Uf_gators96
They can't lift thousands of times their own weight? Can you calculate the force necessary to equal that of a 25,000 pound cement truck moving down a sharp decline at over 60 miles an hour?... Just real quick about how much force would that be? And oh right.. It's just in his ONE ARM.

'Bella wondered randomly'. I do not take Bella's day dreaming as proof.

How could she possibly know how much pressure she was exerting. She thinks about breaking and digging through bedrock and all that. But she never does. None of them ever do. Hell why didn't Victoria dig down through bedrock when escaping the wolves? All these inconsistencies in what they do and what they think and say. SO I'm gonna side with what they do rather then what they think. And what have they done?

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
'Bella wondered randomly'. I do not take Bella's day dreaming as proof.

How could she possibly know how much pressure she was exerting. She thinks about breaking and digging through bedrock and all that. But she never does. None of them ever do. Hell why didn't Victoria dig down through bedrock when escaping the wolves? All these inconsistencies in what they do and what they think and say. SO I'm gonna side with what they do rather then what they think. And what have they done?

Oh god are you serious? Lol this is crap.
Anyway vampires are definitely stronger than Thor, so much faster than hulk.. They win, in my opinion.

And just so you know, the movies are an adaptation of the book.. If Bella said "this is like a cement truck going down a sharp decline at over sixty miles an hour", that would be devastatingly weird. The movie would probably get worse critic reviews than it already got lol

So basically, you have no movie feats?

Originally posted by Uf_gators96
Oh god are you serious? Lol this is crap.
Anyway vampires are definitely stronger than Thor, so much faster than hulk.. They win, in my opinion.

And just so you know, the movies are an adaptation of the book.. If Bella said "this is like a cement truck going down a sharp decline at over sixty miles an hour", that would be devastatingly weird. The movie would probably get worse critic reviews than it already got lol

You just redefined noob.