The Avengers vs. The Cullens

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Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
So he really focuses and calms the Hulk. As dadudemon said, there is no evidence that Hulk can resist Jasper's powers.

Might be hard when he is standing in the middle of a warzone, with repulsor beams and lightning raining down from the sky, and Hawkeyes explosive arrows going off left and right.

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
So he really focuses and calms the Hulk. As dadudemon said, there is no evidence that Hulk can resist Jasper's powers.

Where is the proof that the Cullens are strong enough to rip Iron-man's suit apart?

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
So he really focuses and calms the Hulk. As dadudemon said, there is no evidence that Hulk can resist Jasper's powers.
Jasper's powers gradually lower anger; Hulk's power allows him to steadily, or at some times, exponentially increase his anger.

At best, imo, Jasper would only be able to stop Hulk's anger level to rise, but he would not be able to revert him to human form.

Nope. Hulk's rage rises faster than Jasper's calming powers calm. At best he can slightly lower the level Hulk gets angrier and angrier.

Even if Hulk is reverted, it is such a trivial manner for Thor to sweep this team that it doesn't matter.

Add the Wolf tribe in too. I'd love to see IM, Thor, or Hulk solo that many more lame Twilight characters.

Originally posted by tkitna
Add the Wolf tribe in too. I'd love to see IM, Thor, or Hulk solo that many more lame Twilight characters.
You hate Native Americans, you racist!

Originally posted by KingD19
Iron Man repulsors and lasers.

Yes, this. Ironman can solo if he gets enough of those laser cutty thingies.

Didn't he get an upgrade of those cutting laser things for the Avengers film?

Originally posted by Robtard
Nope. Hulk's rage rises faster than Jasper's calming powers calm. At best he can slightly lower the level Hulk gets angrier and angrier.

lol!

So where are these rates established, bro? Do you even lift?

Check this out: in the books, Jasper calms dozens of vampires at once.

You poopyheads wouldn't dare debate this in the AvF because you know you all would lose.

What's AvF?

Does that mean you use book vamps and I use comic avengers?

If so, I'll gladly do it. 🙂

Originally posted by FrothByte
Avengers team:

Cap. America
Ironman
Hulk
Thor
Black Widow
Hawkeye
Loki

Cullens team:
Entire Cullen family minus Bella (I believe that makes 7 of them).

Scenario 1: Teams have no idea of their opponents powers
Scenario 2: Teams have full knowledge of their opponents' powers.

Avengers Stomp!

Strike 1: A Zippo lighter ignited a twivamp! Thor and Ironman burn the ground around them.

Strike 2: Hulk, Thor and Stark ain't being critically harmed by the Cullens. Their durability is too much. And if any twivamp grabs ahold of them they can fly and gain aid to get them off. Hulk is stronger. Thor can summon lightning blast onto himself, Ironman can activate red lasers. ect.

Strike 3: Hulk thunderclapped in Hulk 2. Thor Jotunheim blasted the soil around him. which would launch the Cullens into the air. Any speed advantage on the Cullens would be nullified due to each member being launched into the air. Canceling their ability to run fast. They would be picked off like fish in a barrel. Hulk would help via jumping into airborne Cullens and crushing them.

Strike 3 they're OUT!

Originally posted by dadudemon

lol!

So where are these rates established, bro? Do you even lift?

Check this out: in the books, Jasper calms dozens of vampires at once.

You poopyheads wouldn't dare debate this in the AvF because you know you all would lose.

Lol, indeed,

Did you miss how fast Banner went from human to giant rage monster in The Avengers? Cos it was near instant; Jasper's never calmed anyone down as fast.

Once again you bring in the books cos Twilight can't win a movie Vs match. But if you want written material allowed, Hulk destroys all of them with a clap.

If you want it, go make the thread.

What was Thor's greatest durability feat?

And the Hulk thing, well, I can see why Jasper might not be able to calm him. At least not as effectively as he does humans.

Taking punches from the Hulk and slamming into the ground at terminal velocity without serious injury, denting Iron-man's armor with a headbutt and taking an amped repulsor blast(475%) to the face without damage

Now, what are the strength feats for the Cullens that justify the claim that they can rip Iron-man's suit apart?

Originally posted by Silent Master
Taking punches from the Hulk and slamming into the ground at terminal velocity without serious injury, denting Iron-man's armor with a headbutt and taking an amped repulsor blast(475%) to the face without damage

Now, what are the strength feats for the Cullens that justify the claim that they can rip Iron-man's suit apart?

Ok, and if a twivamp latches on to Thor from behind and rips his throat out? That should do the trick.

Ripping apart other vampires as durable as granite/diamonds. With incredible ease.

Did you miss the part where Thor is more durable than Iron-man's armor and that sed armor can take tank shells without any damage, exactly what feats do the Cullens have to indicate they could hurt Iron-man, let alone Thor?

You telling me that if a twivamp tried to sink it's razor sharp fangs into Thor's skin, they would not be able to penetrate it?

Feats? Well, what I just said, and the fact that a twivamp is strong/fast enough to grab IM from behind and twist his helmet so hard his neck breaks.

Do you have any feats of them bitting or cutting someone on Thor's durability level?

Or of them being able to break the metal Iron-man's suit is made of.

Iron Man got sucked into the hellicarrier propellers for several seconds and all it did was scratch the paint. Whatever metal it is, it's pretty damned durable.

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
Ok, and if a twivamp latches on to Thor from behind and rips his throat out? That should do the trick.

Ripping apart other vampires as durable as granite/diamonds. With incredible ease.

Thor is much more durable than a human-sized slab of granite would be.

Hulk would flatten any Twivamp with a punch, going by the Leviathan punching feat.

Thor could similarly take their heads off with Mjolnir blows.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Do you have any feats of them bitting or cutting someone on Thor's durability level?

Or of them being able to break the metal Iron-man's suit is made of.

Dodge. Please answer my questions.