Machete Kills

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Machete Kills

The sequel to Machete

writer/director Robert Rodriguez

In the sequel, ex-federale Machete (Danny Trejo) is recruited by the U.S. government to stop an arms dealer (Mel Gibson) from launching a deadly missile.

Lady Gaga Joins the cast

Originally posted by Kazenji
Lady Gaga Joins the cast

facepalm please let her be a victim

Link again since the hyperlink failed

http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/171977-lady-gaga-joins-machete-kills-reveals-character-poster

Originally posted by steverules_2
facepalm please let her be a victim

Doesn't seem to be and RR was impressed by her work for the movie.

And just like that, I'm not watchin' it now.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Doesn't seem to be and RR was impressed by her work for the movie.

What's she gonna do? Wear a meat dress and tell the killer he can't see her p-p-p-poker face? I don't think I could watch a movie with lady gaga and even if I could I'm not sure I could take it seriously

Have you even taken a look at that ****en picture or just decided to go on a stupid rant.

Actually, I feel like this is the kind of movie where someone like Lady Gaga could thrive.

I mean shit, Lindsay Lohan was in the first one. Lady Gaga can pull this off.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Have you even taken a look at that ****en picture or just decided to go on a stupid rant.

It's a forum, people rant and have opinions, just cause you don't agree doesn't make it stupid, I'd say think before you post but I doubt you have such a capability so it would be lost on you. The poster looks awesome sure, but that doesn't mean she's gonna do a real fine bang up job of acting. I've seen some pretty good movie posters for some pretty shit movies with some pretty crappy acting.

Well considering the quality and acting of the first one she could probably fit right in and not be noticed 😛

Why does everyone hate Lady Gaga so much? (granted, the "Telephone" video was awful, but she's interesting, I think..)

I still haven't seen the first Machete... I need to get on that...

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'd say think before you post but I doubt you have such a capability so it would be lost on you.

Think before you post?......same could be said about you this time

The poster looks awesome sure, but that doesn't mean she's gonna do a real fine bang up job of acting. I've seen some pretty good movie posters for some pretty shit movies with some pretty crappy acting.

So its your word against RR then pretty much.

first one was funny as i didn;t take it serious at all

as for the sequel, i won;t take it too serious and hopefully it will be funny as well

Is it weird that when I saw the trailer for Machete with Grindhouse 'n whatnot, it looked awesome, but when I saw the trailer for the actual movie it look like garbage? Or am I way off?

That's why I haven't been too keen on seeing it..

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Is it weird that when I saw the trailer for Machete with Grindhouse 'n whatnot, it looked awesome, but when I saw the trailer for the actual movie it look like garbage? Or am I way off?

That's why I haven't been too keen on seeing it..

see it and judge for yourself..

i first saw Machete on Cinemax several months ago.. it will most likely be back on cinemax, hbo, starz, etc soon enough

the acting was poor and it was very silly yet entertaining

Well, here's the trailers side-by-side. The actual film version didn't have the same sense of humor that the Grindhouse one does, to me anyway...

Grindhouse version

YouTube video

Actual film version

YouTube video

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Is it weird that when I saw the trailer for Machete with Grindhouse 'n whatnot, it looked awesome, but when I saw the trailer for the actual movie it look like garbage? Or am I way off?

That's why I haven't been too keen on seeing it..

It's still quirky enough to enjoy.
Some great one liners, some nice shots of T&A, some big names hardly acting but having fun...it's a fun ride.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker

the acting was poor

Its not ment to be A grade acting.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Its not ment to be A grade acting.

that was one of the best things about Machete, they didn;t take themselves too serious and it works

Originally posted by Kazenji
Think before you post?......same could be said about you this time

So its your word against RR then pretty much.

I'm not the one having a go at someone for having a rant, it's a forum...what do you expect? Like I said people are gonna have rants and opinions, they're gonna be different to yours and just cause they are doesn't make them stupid

Where in my post did I even say RR was wrong? I said that I've seen some good movie posters for shit movies...what the hell does that have to do with anything RR said? Maybe RR is right, maybe Gaga is a good actress and will fit right into the role and if she does I'll happily admit I was wrong but in the mean time allow me to sceptical.

Get a room, fellas.