Machete Kills

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Get a room, fellas.

I have standards 😉

Originally posted by steverules_2
What's she gonna do? Wear a meat dress and tell the killer he can't see her p-p-p-poker face? I don't think I could watch a movie with lady gaga and even if I could I'm not sure I could take it seriously

As somebody mentioned, Lindsey Lohan was in the first, so.... that is your cut off? Somewhere between Lohan and Gaga?

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Why does everyone hate Lady Gaga so much? (granted, the "Telephone" video was awful, but she's interesting, I think..)

I still haven't seen the first Machete... I need to get on that...

it was more funny then entertaining, the mexican revolution kinda dealy 😉

Originally posted by Myth
As somebody mentioned, Lindsey Lohan was in the first, so.... that is your cut off? Somewhere between Lohan and Gaga?

the cut off is if there is a pop star you know it will be good. 😱 😮

I love Danny Trejo
real life backstory, he actually was a criminal. He looks ugly but you kinda respect that, and some how get turned on by how he has that, bad boy swagger"

Gaga suits a tacky sleazy Grindhouse film environment. She really does. Actually she fits in these kinds of films better than Robert De Niro.

And as much as all Rodriguez films become stale after half an hour I always appreciate his attempts at this genre.

He lacks real vision though and seems to get bored before finishing his films. For they always feel rushed by the end. He couldn't get it right the first time yet he's making another one. Oh well good luck to him.

Gaga will draw in bigger bucks.

Originally posted by the ninjak

He couldn't get it right the first time yet he's making another one. Oh well good luck to him.

Well this sequel was pretty much planned if you've seen the ending of the first one.

Originally posted by the ninjak
And as much as all Rodriguez films become stale after half an hour I always appreciate his attempts at this genre.

He lacks real vision though and seems to get bored before finishing his films. For they always feel rushed by the end.

Um... not true for Sin City, From Dusk till Dawn, El Mariachi, Desperado, and Planet Terror. Those were all pretty f#cking legit in my book. Once Upon a Time in Mexico sucked, though.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Well this sequel was pretty much planned if you've seen the ending of the first one.

Yeah I remember. I also heard the girl from Spykids is gonna be in it. The brother was in the last one.

I also heard she has huge cans. Hopefully we'll get to see them.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Um... not true for Sin City, From Dusk till Dawn, El Mariachi, Desperado, and Planet Terror. Those were all pretty f#cking legit in my book. Once Upon a Time in Mexico sucked, though.

if you have directv, dish or some other system, the first Machete comes on tonight

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Once Upon a Time in Mexico sucked, though.

I liked Once Upon a Time in Mexico... Just how they could've done the big finale for it, Its ment to be that guy's army storming the presidential palace and it felt like **** all is happening.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Um... not true for Sin City, From Dusk till Dawn, El Mariachi, Desperado, and Planet Terror. Those were all pretty f#cking legit in my book. Once Upon a Time in Mexico sucked, though.

I forgot about Dusk till Dawn and Sin City. Yeah they were good.

Desperado series were just crap versions of Django.
Planet Terror a dull version of Nightmare City. Had a few good scenes but most of it was bleh.

From Rodriguez as a director, I have liked:
El Mariachi
Desperado
From Dusk Till Dawn
Sin City (loved this movie)
Grindhouse/Planet Terror (loved this too)
Machete

Really, I have only hated Once Upon A Time in Mexico and I never saw the Spy Kids movies. I can't remember if I ever saw the Faculty or if it was just forgettable. Finally, he didn't direct Predators, but I believe he played a major role in the film and I enjoyed it as a suitable reboot to Predator.

Originally posted by the ninjak
I forgot about Dusk till Dawn and Sin City. Yeah they were good.

Desperado series were just crap versions of Django.
Planet Terror a dull version of Nightmare City. Had a few good scenes but most of it was bleh.

I know your only pointing out those movies are better some of those movie which RR has done

but it means squat really when folks haven't seen them.

Originally posted by Kazenji
I know your only pointing out those movies are better some of those movie which RR has done

but it means squat really when folks haven't seen them.

So my opinion means squat because people haven't seen the movies I've seen?

Machete and Hobo With A Shotgun are the two Grindhouse faux trailers to get the feature treatment. Both were actually more entertaining in their shorter form, in my opinion. Now, Machete is getting the sequel treatment...?

I wish I could strap Robert Rodriguez to a chair, give him truth serum, and get the real reason why that follow up to Sin City has yet to be made, after they were so eager... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by roughrider
I wish I could strap Robert Rodriguez to a chair, give him truth serum, and get the real reason why that follow up to Sin City has yet to be made, after they were so eager... 😖hifty:

Yeah, at this point it's gonna have to be pretty epic to please, cuz it's been so long.. I dunno.. people might have kind of lost interest.

I watched Machete.. lol. It was entertaining. Some parts were actually pretty hilarious. But most of the money shots were shown on the trailer. I do look forward to seeing Gaga sleezin' it up in the sequel, though. Should be fun. And this time I won't watch any trailers.

they can't make this movie better then number one. His brother died I think in the first one? Whats going to be the plot this time? What made this movie, is that they didn't see him coming) I just wish they would leave good movies alone.

^ You make no sense

Marko Zaror joins..... The "Bruce Lee of Latin America" which it has in the link

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/rorschachsrants/news/?a=66021

Originally posted by Kazenji
Marko Zaror joins..... The "Bruce Lee of Latin America" which it has in the link

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/rorschachsrants/news/?a=66021

Never heard of him, but neat.. i'll have to check him out when i get a chance.