Thor vs Humans

Started by keiththegreat5 pages

Thor vs Humans

Iron Man
Nick Fury
Captain America
Deadshot
Black Widow
Hawkeye
Silver Sable
Elektra
Bullseye
Green Arrow
Batman
Night Wing
Robin
Amadeus Cho with Mace and Banner Tech
Red Arrow
Spymaster
Punisher
Cheshire
Dinah Drake Black Canary

vs

Thor

No BFR

Fight is in Gotham City at night. Thor has no idea who he's up against. They are hiding all around him at the start of the fight. He is standing there and they want to take him down. (once they attack, obviously he will fight back). Team is spread out. All heroes are in character and will not endanger civilians (Thor included).

Team gets a week to go over the terrain and plan strategy, but get no gear besides their standard gear.

Can the team of humans bring down Thor, the god of thunder?

Team 1 is massive overkill.

Iron man alone is a good matchup. Black Canary gets in range of her scream and it begins to tip toward the humans.

Then firepower of GA, Hawkeye, Bullseye, and Nick Fury?

I haven't even listed half the humans and I'm already seeing a sure win.

Team 1 for massive majority.

Originally posted by ColossusGrundy
Team 1 is massive overkill.

Iron man alone is a good matchup. Black Canary gets in range of her scream and it begins to tip toward the humans.

Then firepower of GA, Hawkeye, Bullseye, and Nick Fury?

I haven't even listed half the humans and I'm already seeing a sure win.

Team 1 for massive majority.

I don't think Dinah Drake can scream.

Lol Thor he could sence there locations

its ironman and cho versus Thor

Thor STOMPS

Originally posted by pym-ftw
Lol Thor he could sence there locations

its ironman and cho versus Thor

Thor STOMPS


Didn't Cho already drop Thor by himself (happened during Chaos War)? Team definitely has a chance of winning a SLIGHT majority because of Cho (mainly) and Iron Man. Everyone else is pointless fodder.

pointless fodder............

KO, let's write them outta comics.

What happens when bullseye shoots an adamantium bullet at thors eyeball?

I'm not sure if I can see Thor winning this. I think Iron Man could give Thor a good fight (remember the Thor that trashed Iron Man had the OF). As stated Cho already dropped Thor. And they get to sneak attack him! Also depends on what we're calling "standard gear" for all the archers. I also wouldn't call Captain America fodder. He can definitely keep Thor occupied for a few minutes, which might be all IM or Cho would need.

Thor is well, well above bullet dodger, the cho battle is very pisy, and Thor-buster ironman ran off Uru and the OF

With PIS and jobbing, Thor can have his hands full with the team.

At anything close to maximum efficiency under his standard levels, most of these people are KOed nigh-instantly.

Originally posted by pym-ftw
Thor is well, well above bullet dodger, the cho battle is very pisy, and Thor-buster ironman ran off Uru and the OF

You've seen Thor dodge bullets? I don't mean flying by and they miss him, I mean DODGE them?

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
With PIS and jobbing, Thor can have his hands full with the team.

At anything close to maximum efficiency under his standard levels, most of these people are KOed nigh-instantly.

Most yeah, but depending on how they go about it Stark and Cho together would pull of a few wins, prolly not a majority but would make a fight.

Originally posted by ColossusGrundy
You've seen Thor dodge bullets? I don't mean flying by and they miss him, I mean DODGE them?

He's dodged a flying Mjolnir when it was cursed and didn't respond to his own commands, which shits on bullet speed.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
He's dodged a flying Mjolnir when it was cursed and didn't respond to his own commands, which shits on bullet speed.
mjolnir generally doesn't move faster than a bullet

Originally posted by Starscream M
mjolnir generally doesn't move faster than a bullet
Based on what?

Originally posted by Starscream M
mjolnir generally doesn't move faster than a bullet

What Mindset said.

Originally posted by Mindset
Based on what?
on how its depicted in comics, movies, cartoons

when mjolnir is thrown, its trajectory is trackable by human eye...unlike a bullet

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
What Mindset said.
think for yourself dood

Originally posted by Starscream M
think for yourself dood

I edited my post as I literally typed "Based on what?" right after he did.

You're wrong, btw.

Originally posted by Starscream M
on how its depicted in comics, movies, cartoons

when mjolnir is thrown, its trajectory is trackable by human eye...unlike a bullet

Bruce, when you post is there sometimes a moment where you think, " You know what, I don't want to sound retarded today, I'll not type that." ?