Thor vs Humans

Started by JakeTheBank5 pages

Originally posted by ColossusGrundy
"Not based on overall feats and portrayal." = PIS

Thor dies.

That doesn't make sense.

Unless you don't think Thor can one shot KO/incap the vast majority?

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Somebody has been eating their paint chips.
no need for attacks jake...but thanks for dodging

Originally posted by Starscream M
no need for attacks jake...but thanks for dodging

Ah, who are we kidding, buddy? This is just another one of our tangoes in KMC.

You make a wild and inaccurate claim about something, I correct you, you spout more nonsense, I correct you again, you embarrass yourself, I laugh and make a joke or two at your expense.

Come to think of it, I think we're destined to do this.

Forever.

Not sure if anyone has stated this, but recently the Surfer had to pour it on in order to catch up to Mjolnir. The hammer is thousands of times faster than a bullet.

Cho & BannerTech tips this fight on the side of Humans.

Would be cool if Cho and IM did some prep to create a new suit using Cap's shield as part of the armour and Cho's BannerTech to nullify Thor's lightning and redirect it outwards as a weapon.

Definitely a good fight, but Humans have the advantage.

Re: Thor vs Humans

Originally posted by keiththegreat
Iron Man
Nick Fury
Captain America
Deadshot
Black Widow
Hawkeye
Silver Sable
Elektra
Bullseye
Green Arrow
Batman
Night Wing
Robin
Amadeus Cho with Mace and Banner Tech
Red Arrow
Spymaster
Punisher
Cheshire
Dinah Drake Black Canary

vs

Thor

No BFR

Fight is in Gotham City at night. Thor has no idea who he's up against. They are hiding all around him at the start of the fight. He is standing there and they want to take him down. (once they attack, obviously he will fight back). Team is spread out. All heroes are in character and will not endanger civilians (Thor included).

Team gets a week to go over the terrain and plan strategy, but get no gear besides their standard gear.

Can the team of humans bring down Thor, the god of thunder?

After the first lightning bolt

Iron Man-takes it fairly easily
Nick Fury-incapacitated
Captain America-incapacitated
Deadshot- incapacitated
Black Widow-incapacitated
Hawkeye- incapacitated
Silver Sable-incapacitated
Elektra-incapacitated
Bullseye-incapacitated
Green Arrow-incapacitated
Batman-incapacitated
Night Wing-incapacitated
Robin-incapacitated
Amadeus Cho with Mace and Banner Tech-isn't written by Pak therefore doesn't get the benefit of being his pet so very likely incapacitated.
Red Arrow-incapacitated
Spymaster-incapacitated
Punisher-incapacitated
Cheshire-incapacitated
Dinah Drake Black Canary-incapacitated

Ironman then gets the crap beaten out of him for raising his hand against Thor. If Cho is still kicking Thor restrains him in a whirlwind to avoid getting his own lighting used against him again.

And all is right in the world 😄

Minus ironman which is a big if, I can't see anyone else on the team even hurting Thor with standard gear

Comics = team wins 8/10 after a many of them go down

Forum rules = Thor stomps

^Who drops him

Originally posted by pym-ftw
^Who drops him

Batman and Cap being in the same team would no doubt pull some wierd combo move that involves Batman, Cho and Iron Man's tech that somehow pulls out the win. My argument isn't based on who should logically win but is based on who is most likely the writer would choose to win on a fight

That and Cap + Batman "jobber aura" would no doubt cause Thor to accidentally zap himself with his lightning...

Originally posted by pym-ftw
Minus ironman which is a big if, I can't see anyone else on the team even hurting Thor with standard gear
Originally posted by Nibedicus
Comics = team wins 8/10 after a many of them go down

Forum rules = Thor stomps

Originally posted by pym-ftw
^Who drops him

Originally posted by pym-ftw
Minus ironman which is a big if, I can't see anyone else on the team even hurting Thor with standard gear

Cho can hurt him, he has the skill to do so using Hercs Mace. Plus he can re purpose Thor's own lightning against him while amplifying it;s affects. Thor knows that so he'll just Mjolnir slap him but I'm saying that he can hurt Thor just not beat him.

A smart forum Thor would just use a mega tornado from flight to scatter the group as soon as the bell sounds.

Sadly, with all the "joba powa" going around, he's much more likely to monologue and get pwnd by his own power via tech.

A comic win for team at 8/10 is actually pretty generous for Thor.

Originally posted by zopzop

You realize that there's no reason Thor can't reabsorb that lightning

Originally posted by pym-ftw
You realize that there's no reason Thor can't reabsorb that lightning

Someone tell Thor that. Because that wasn't the only time Cho made a fool of him like that.

Thor's hammer CAN fly fast, but who says when he dodged it it was going even close to it's maximum speed?

Re: Re: Thor vs Humans

Originally posted by Damborgson
After the first lightning bolt

Iron Man-takes it fairly easily
Nick Fury-incapacitated
Captain America-incapacitated
Deadshot- incapacitated
Black Widow-incapacitated
Hawkeye- incapacitated
Silver Sable-incapacitated
Elektra-incapacitated
Bullseye-incapacitated
Green Arrow-incapacitated
Batman-incapacitated
Night Wing-incapacitated
Robin-incapacitated
Amadeus Cho with Mace and Banner Tech-isn't written by Pak therefore doesn't get the benefit of being his pet so very likely incapacitated.
Red Arrow-incapacitated
Spymaster-incapacitated
Punisher-incapacitated
Cheshire-incapacitated
Dinah Drake Black Canary-incapacitated

Ironman then gets the crap beaten out of him for raising his hand against Thor. If Cho is still kicking Thor restrains him in a whirlwind to avoid getting his own lighting used against him again.

And all is right in the world 😄

The team is spread all around him in the dark, and they get the benefit of a sneak attack.

How many characters have grabbed Thor's hammer, on its return flight?
How many characters have stopped it mid-flight?

I think it's a huge reach to argue that the hammer travels very fast at all, when Thor throws it.

It's probably travelling faster than Cap's shield, but not faster than light or anything silly like that. It can be dodged (as it frequently is) and it can be sabotaged (again, as it frequently is).

Originally posted by janus77
How many characters have grabbed Thor's hammer, on its return flight?
How many characters have stopped it mid-flight?

I think it's a huge reach to argue that the hammer travels very fast at all, when Thor throws it.

It's probably travelling faster than Cap's shield, but not faster than light or anything silly like that. It can be dodged (as it frequently is) and it can be sabotaged (again, as it frequently is).

It varies.

Thor has been documented as being able to throw the hammer faster than the speed of light.

Obviously that would kill most people outright so he doesn't do it all or probably most of the time.

If Thor fought to the best of abilities this is a stomp in his favor.

Originally posted by Newjak

Thor has been documented as being able to throw the hammer faster than the speed of light.

when has he ever thrown it at speed of light at someone? show me proof