The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Nephthys239 pages

I knew a guy who said that a girl once told him that he'd literally made her realise she was gay while dating her. Then she ****ed her girlfriend on his bed.

Strangely he didn't seem that beat up about it.

Shut yer face >< obviously brain functions shut down merely by thinking about Scene's left nipple.

Edit: To be fair he was temporarily distracted by lesbianismy actions.

Originally posted by BloodRain
..stopped at "Scenario's nipple".
Shut yer face >< obviously brain functions shut down merely by thinking about Scene's left nipple.

With great power comes great responsibility. I will have to learn to use this ability wisely, lest I become corrupted by it. Already I feel the idea overtaking me.

Spoiler:
Corrupted nipples

Don't you mean "Oh, what a lovely tea party!"

Oakley Sunglasses

Originally posted by Donna672
Don't you mean "Oh, what a lovely tea party!"

Oakley Sunglasses


YES. TO PROTECT MY EYES FROM SCENARIO'S NIPPLES, GENIUS!

Originally posted by juggerman
Damn quan came to FIGHT!
There are black eyes all over Hyrule.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
A girl I dated in 2009 making the change in 2012 was caused by me. Man, I left some truly deep scars on a girl who I've been good friends with. Righto.

They should give you a raise.

If you don't want to be called on doing it wrong, stop doing it wrong. Simple. You'd get a lot less shit about doing stupid shit if you didn't do stupid shit.

You turned a female into a dude. We get it. Highlight of your life but it is kind of embarrassing to be honest.

Which nipple do you prefer ?

Originally posted by The Scenario
With great power comes great responsibility. I will have to learn to use this ability wisely, lest I become corrupted by it. Already I feel the idea overtaking me.

Spoiler:
Corrupted nipples
Be wary, one day such a force may take you over. Becoming a slave to your own milkshake taps.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You turned a female into a dude. We get it. Highlight of your life but it is kind of embarrassing to be honest.

Which nipple do you prefer ?


You vastly overestimate my skill at surgery.

Angela Gossow's.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You vastly overestimate my skill at surgery.

Angela Gossow's.

No, your skills at putting the final icing on the cake in let's be a boy surgery.

Scenario is a chick named Angela. Did not see that revelation coming.

Guess the secret's out.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, your skills at putting the final icing on the cake in let's be a boy surgery.

Scenario is a chick named Angela. Did not see that revelation coming.


That sounds like some kind of innuendo. Do... Do you want me to ice your cake?

Also, if Scenario looks like this:

Bring on the nipples.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Guess the secret's out.
Did you used to be a man but then you met Paste and pop goes the penis. I hear he has that effect.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Did you used to be a man but then you met Paste and pop goes the penis. I hear he has that effect.

Now we can be together in a traditional christian marriage.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Now we can be together in a traditional christian marriage.

Woo. Planning to keep your name or take mine?

Quan, why won't you pick any judges?

He finally settled on Bada and PG.

Ew PG

Make the threads ****ing bountiful by my return mother****ers.

YouTube video