The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by MooCowofJustice239 pages

Super Strength, in all it's forms, as always.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
If you could have one superpower, what would it be? No reality/matter warping stuff. Among others, if I deem them too OP.

Two upside down cutlass sword-shaped blades with serrated edges. One of each growing out of my forearms.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
If you could have one superpower, what would it be? No reality/matter warping stuff. Among others, if I deem them too OP.

I'm torn between teleportation or a healing factor. But I lean more towards teleportation.

I'd go for Xavier-like telepathy/mind-manipulation, but I couldn't trust myself with it.

D&D Magic casting. All spells.

Super Charm power. I could always get what I want. Boom.

I'd take super-intelligence, allowing me to be teh smarterest evar. Then I'd get a prescription for all the anti-depressants because with great intellect comes great sadness.

Kitty Pryde's Intangibility. I could steal enough cash to live the good life. And stay out of any harms way when need be.

I'll setup a neat crew to protect me. And just keep stealin.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'd take super-intelligence, allowing me to be teh smarterest evar. Then I'd get a prescription for all the anti-depressants because with great intellect comes great sadness.

Thought you would have gone with the brown noise power.

Mystique's shape shifting powers.

Originally posted by Impediment
Mystique's shape shifting powers.

I thought that would've made the perfect wife! 😄

What would you do with such powers Imp?

Morgan Freeman's powers in Bruce Almighty?

Too overpowered.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Morgan Freeman's powers in Bruce Almighty?

Too much power. The negatives would out way the pros.

What choices would you make Sado?

Originally posted by the ninjak
I thought that would've made the perfect wife! 😄

What would you do with such powers Imp?

He'd turned into a woman and trick himself out at every bar dive, dock and alleyway.

Originally posted by Robtard
He'd turned into a woman and trick himself out at every bar dive, dock and alleyway.

😂

Thugs: You lost the bet bro. Time to pay up.
Imp: (Transforms into hot babe) How bout this?
Thugs: Dammmnnnn!

Reality Warping.

Then I could turn my Coke into Pepsi at a moments notice!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by the ninjak
Too much power. The negatives would out way the pros.

What choices would you make Sado?

Ones for the greater good/best.

But basically the good would be helped and dicks/real monsters would be punished. I'd be quite happy spending my days enforcing good and shooting the right nasty ones into another planet in deep space, to isolate em, not kill or torture them, but basically phantom zone them.
My first acts would be infinite food and resources of all on earth, to bring back the original lineup of Guns N Roses, undo 9/11 from ever having have happened, eliminate cancers from existance and make politicians tell the truth, I would have James Cameron do a decent live action Transformers movie, and Bay's trilogy never would have been made and I'd have everyone has like IQs of 200 and have them be a bit nicer to everyone else in general.
For my own gain/amusement: I'd grant myself the permanent ability to fly and time travel. Maybe get Superman's powers, but without any kryptonite unpleasentness.
I'd create a beautiful woman equal too, to ward of the loneliness that that position of power would surely bring.
And every burger or meal you buy would be as good as it looks like in the picture of it at the counter. There would be no need for money also. Man I'd be busy.

Oh. And it would rain doughnuts, Simpsons style.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ones for the greater good/best.

But basically the good would be helped and dicks/real monsters would be punished. I'd be quite happy spending my days enforcing good and shooting the right nasty ones into another planet in deep space, to isolate em, not kill or torture them, but basically phantom zone them.
My first acts would be infinite food and resources of all on earth, to bring back the original lineup of Guns N Roses, undo 9/11 from ever having have happened, eliminate cancers from existance and make politicians tell the truth, I would have James Cameron do a decent live action Transformers movie, and Bay's trilogy never would have been made and I'd have everyone has like IQs of 200 and have them be a bit nicer to everyone else in general.
For my own gain/amusement: I'd grant myself the permanent ability to fly and time travel. Maybe get Superman's powers, but without any kryptonite unpleasentness.
I'd create a beautiful woman equal too, to ward of the loneliness that that position of power would surely bring.
And every burger or meal you buy would be as good as it looks like in the picture of it at the counter. There would be no need for money also. Man I'd be busy.

Oh. And it would rain doughnuts, Simpsons style.

1. Infinite food. Bad news for the garbage collectors. Especially for one day! Bye Earth!

2. Infinite resources!!!! Bye Bye Earth! I see Earth exploding!

3. Kill all the dicks on Earth? Damn. Say goodbye to most of the Earths population including the animals. And the micro-organisms that fight germs.

4. Eliminate 911 and make politicians tell the truth? Well say goodbye to the current governments. And whilst at it scatter the global economy all crazy like.

5. Eliminate the Transformers films? Make everyone confused and crazy.

6. Manipulate the Earth populations IQ 200 and more nicer!!!!!!!!!
Mass hysteria. Massive mind manip on such a high level would eventuate in mass insanity.

7. Time Travel is dangerous. You could cancel yourself!

NO SADAKO! NO! Plus the raining doughnuts!!!!!!!!!!!! Damnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by the ninjak
I thought that would've made the perfect wife! 😄

What would you do with such powers Imp?

Alter my body to get any woman I wanted, be famous, make money, alter the size of my schwanz to elephantine proportions, etc.

Nothing special. Just the power to manipulate fermions......