The Blue Oyster Bar

Originally posted by the ninjak
1. Infinite food. Bad news for the garbage collectors. Especially for one day! Bye Earth!

2. Infinite resources!!!! Bye Bye Earth! I see Earth exploding!

3. Kill all the dicks on Earth? Damn. Say goodbye to most of the Earths population including the animals. And the micro-organisms that fight germs.

4. Eliminate 911 and make politicians tell the truth? Well say goodbye to the current governments. And whilst at it scatter the global economy all crazy like.

5. Eliminate the Transformers films? Make everyone confused and crazy.

6. Manipulate the Earth populations IQ 200 and more nicer!!!!!!!!!
Mass hysteria. Massive mind manip on such a high level would eventuate in mass insanity.

7. Time Travel is dangerous. You could cancel yourself!

NO SADAKO! NO! Plus the raining doughnuts!!!!!!!!!!!! Damnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Maybe for sewers/plumbers.

2. It replenishes prorata

3. Just the real monsters.

4. I wouldnt say 'eliminate', just make em truely honest.

5. Get em refilmed based on the characters we knew from the 80s.
Oh...and Han would shoot first. And there would be no Jar Jar. 😛

6. Who knows...if it doesnt work out, it can be reverted.

7. In single line theory.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Morgan Freeman's powers in Bruce Almighty?

"that's too much power for one person"

Then I'd use my god powers to split into multiple people and form a council.

You could create a think tank with the sum totality of all the knowledge in the cosmos, that you could call upon at any time.

That way you could be omniscient with your omnipotent power, but also retain your humanity.

Consider it done. 😉

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Then I'd use my god powers to split into multiple people and form a council.

i wanna be part of that council.. 😄

Ha. My choice gave me the powers of you all. And I shall rule the cosmos!!!!!

Partially because I would have several methods to warp reality, partially because I could tell physics to shut up, sit down, and watch the grown up work. 😄

It is you who has been fooled by my omnipotence. I have control over all fermions, which means I control all matter. I can disintegrate you with one hand while materializing a horny naked Kim Kardashian and a blunt with the other..... 🙂

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Thought you would have gone with the brown noise power.

hey guys, i was just told a wild rumor that star wars was being remade, anyone else hear that??

News to me

just looked on google there's some news from May this year.

Originally posted by Lestov16
It is you who has been fooled by my omnipotence. I have control over all fermions, which means I control all matter. I can disintegrate you with one hand while materializing a horny naked Kim Kardashian and a blunt with the other..... 🙂

And you only disintigrated an Astral Projection.

And I happen to be immune to Disintigration. so HA!

But you can't materialize the naked Kim Kardashian. so Hah!

Originally posted by AuraAngel
If you could have one superpower, what would it be? No reality/matter warping stuff. Among others, if I deem them too OP.

Psychokinesis, because it's one power that gives several very versatile abilities.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychokinesis#Umbrella_term

Have a list.

Originally posted by Pwned
Ha, but little did you know I:
Was in my own demiplane
Have achieved lichdom
Experience 1 billion years for every minute here
Have doughnuts

And you only disintigrated an Astral Projection.

And I happen to be immune to Disintigration. so HA!

Originally posted by Lestov16
But you can't materialize the naked Kim Kardashian. so Hah!

Amateurs.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Psychokinesis, because it's one power that gives several very versatile abilities.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychokinesis#Umbrella_term

Have a list.

Great minds think alike, eh Scen? Always been a fan of psionics myself.

I still say Mystique's powers, because I'm such a whore for earthly pleasures. However, I'd also love to have the powers of the Jumper from the film of the same name. Being able to teleport anywhere on Earth instantly. That'd be insane!

Being given Psychokinesis sounds like one of those powers that could hurt you and those around you as fast as a thought.

One would have to have an extremely disciplined mind to handle it without accidentally turning yourself inside out physically/mentally.

Originally posted by Impediment
I still say Mystique's powers, because I'm such a whore for earthly pleasures. However, I'd also love to have the powers of the Jumper from the film of the same name. Being able to teleport anywhere on Earth instantly. That'd be insane!

Decent powers. No room for failure. And one with a decent imagination could venture forth with next to no disaster.

Although the "Jumper's" ability is false. Why didn't any Jumpers just appear inside a wall or other physical construct? The film dodged this problem. Nightcrawler in Xmen feared jumping beyond his sight because he knew of such an eventuality.

Originally posted by Lestov16
But you can't materialize the naked Kim Kardashian. so Hah!

Simulacrum, b*tch.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Being given Psychokinesis sounds like one of those powers that could hurt you and those around you as fast as a thought.

One would have to have an extremely disciplined mind to handle it without accidentally turning yourself inside out physically/mentally.

Decent powers. No room for failure. And one with a decent imagination could venture forth with next to no disaster.

Although the "Jumper's" ability is false. Why didn't any Jumpers just appear inside a wall or other physical construct? The film dodged this problem. Nightcrawler in Xmen feared jumping beyond his sight because he knew of such an eventuality.

Didn't they have to have pictures of places they wanted to jump to before they could do so? Or at least have been there before?

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Didn't they have to have pictures of places they wanted to jump to before they could do so? Or at least have been there before?

Doesn't mean for instance. Jumper "jumping" into a bank vault where an object has been moved into the vicinity of his jump, whether a bundle of money or random object is in his path.

Decides to jump into a street whilst a leaf is falling in that very vicinity.
Even smoke should be a problem. Or dust.

At least Nightcrawler BAMPFF'ed into his areas seperating passive matter out of the way.

And what's the power of visualizing a picture anyways? That's some heavy duty astral psychic passive positioning power right there.