The Blue Oyster Bar

Originally posted by quanchi112
Prove I played it years ago. Quit saying stupid things.

You never played it at all.

Yes, I did as I owned a GameCube.

No you didn't.

No, I don't. You hate gays obviously. It isn't even worth mentioning but narrow minded people like yourself disgust me.

I am gay though.

Which is why I don't watch homophobic shows like True Blood which serve to give fat middle-aged house wives (You) something to wet their snatch.

Success is factual. Preference is not.

And Zelda is more successful than TB.

TB is more adult

Because of the violence and vampire sex?

and better dialogue,

The dialogue is bad and delivered in gratuitously fake southern accents, as any real southerner could tell you.

better characters,

Russel is one of the only legitimately cool characters in the show.

Then you have whores like Sookie.

better stories, etc.

The overarching plot and setting has become more and more muddled and retarded since season 1. It's just a bad, more gratuitous rehash of shit Buffy the Vampire Slayer started.

than lets go through another dungeon.

*let's

No, Tp is better unless you like kiddie toons. You're just a kid.

You only don't like Wind Waker because you watch child pornography.

You seem really hung up on things being kiddish. Why, I wonder?

Still, Wind Waker is one of the best Zelda games to date, and its plot is a heck of a lot darker and more mature/developed than Twilight Princess'. It's probably the darkest save Majora's Mask or Link's Awakening, actually.

Also, finish Ocarina of Time.

Edit:

The dialogue is bad and delivered in gratuitously fake southern accents, as any real southerner could tell you.

I can confirm this as a Louisiana native.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You never played it at all.

No you didn't.

I am gay though.

Which is why I don't watch homophobic shows like True Blood which serve to give fat middle-aged house wives (You) something to wet their snatch.

And Zelda is more successful than TB.

Because of the violence and vampire sex?

The dialogue is bad and delivered in gratuitously fake southern accents, as any real southerner could tell you.

Russel is one of the only legitimately cool characters in the show.

Then you have whores like Sookie.

The overarching plot and setting has become more and more muddled and retarded since season 1. It's just a bad, more gratuitous rehash of shit Buffy the Vampire Slayer started.

*let's

You only don't like Wind Waker because you watch child pornography.

You watch shows based off of sexuality I don't. You are narrow minded I am not. I am in shape you are not.

Doubt it. Gamers like Zelda whereas TB appeals to a much wider audience. 😂

Because of the maturity of the series compared to the kid like game Zelda.

Russell's dialogue is phenomenal. As are others but it doesn't take much of anything to beat Zelda's shitty dialogue.

Of course you try to cling to Russell now so you so watch the show, liar. Russell, Godric, etc. link doesn't even speak.

This is an Internet message board, nerd.

Your jokes really are lame. You aren't even a serious poster by any stretch.

Originally posted by The Scenario
You seem really hung up on things being kiddish. Why, I wonder?

Still, Wind Waker is one of the best Zelda games to date, and its plot is a heck of a lot darker and more mature/developed than Twilight Princess'. It's probably the darkest save Majora's Mask or Link's Awakening, actually.

Also, finish Ocarina of Time.

Edit:

I can confirm this as a Louisiana native.

Iyo. Art style is atrocious.

Maybe some other time. Game was boring and lost its luster.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Im am adult not a 5 year old.

Iyo. Art style is atrocious.

Maybe some other time. Game was boring and lost its luster.

You say that like adults can't enjoy childish things.

Maybe you can play it and develop your own opinion.

Ocarina of Time was boring...but you finished Twilight Princess?

Originally posted by The Scenario
You say that like adults can't enjoy childish things.

Maybe you can play it and develop your own opinion.

Ocarina of Time was boring...but you finished Twilight Princess?

Yes, Zant, Twili, wolf transformation, etc.

That's a tad different than standard Zelda game.

Maybe we should move this to the Zelda argument thread.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Maybe we should move this to the Zelda argument thread.

Quan, you've played two Zelda games and only beaten one, you don't get to talk about 'standard' for a series as large as Zelda. haermm

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, I did. I still have my shitty GameCube.

You never had one.

You watch shows based off of sexuality I don't.

Yes you do, you watch them to see vampires be gay together.

You are narrow minded I am not. I am in shape you are not.

You couldn't even lift your mother, but then again no one could.

Doubt it. Gamers like Zelda whereas TB appeals to a much wider audience. 😂

Middle-aged house wives?

Ratings for TB continue to decrease.

Skyward Sword made 205,000,000 dollars in the first month after it was released.

In terms of total DVD sales for the entire series, True Blood totals out at 152,000,000 dollars.

A single Zelda game's sales in a month > The entire True Blood series' DVD sales.

Just for comparison, ya know?

Because of the maturity of the series compared to the kid like game Zelda.

That's circular reasoning.

You: True Blood is more mature.
Me: Why?
You: Because it is more mature.

Put up or shut up.

Russell's dialogue is phenomenal. As are others but it doesn't take much of anything to beat Zelda's shitty dialogue.

I have already said that Russel is a cool enough character, try to keep up.

Why is TB's dialogue better?

Of course you try to cling to Russell now so you so watch the show, liar. Russell, Godric, etc. link doesn't even speak.

Who gives a **** about Link?

Ask any Zelda fan on KMC for my opinion on Link, **** Link.

This is an Internet message board, nerd.

"Durr this is the internet im allowed to suck at english"

Your jokes really are lame. You aren't even a serious poster by any stretch.

So you're a communist, as well as someone who watches child porn? It is a good thing you are weaker than a wet napkin that a dog took a shit on, otherwise you might actually be hurting kids. Thankfully, whenever you try, they beat you up.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Quan, you've played two Zelda games and only beaten one, you don't get to talk about 'standard' for a series as large as Zelda. haermm

*their

Originally posted by NemeBro
*their

I see you're running away again.

Disgusting pedophile.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You never had one.

Yes you do, you watch them to see vampires be gay together.

You couldn't even lift your mother, but then again no one could.

Middle-aged house wives?

Ratings for TB continue to decrease.

Skyward Sword made 205,000,000 dollars in the first month after it was released.

In terms of total DVD sales for the entire series, True Blood totals out at 152,000,000 dollars.

A single Zelda game's sales in a month > The entire True Blood series' DVD sales.

Just for comparison, ya know?

That's circular reasoning.

You: True Blood is more mature.
Me: Why?
You: Because it is more mature.

Put up or shut up.

I have already said that Russel is a cool enough character, try to keep up.

Why is TB's dialogue better?

Who gives a **** about Link?

Ask any Zelda fan on KMC for my opinion on Link, **** Link.

"Durr this is the internet im allowed to suck at english"

So you're a communist, as well as someone who watches child porn? It is a good thing you are weaker than a wet napkin that a dog took a shit on, otherwise you might actually be hurting kids. Thankfully, whenever you try, they beat you up.

No, since I'm not gay but it doesn't influence my decision. You hate gays even though you claim to be one. Hilarious.

I can lift your mother though. She helps me work out.

Hbo makes money off the show for ratings not based off DVD sales. Are you this ignorant ?

Zelda sales aren't anywhere near what they have been but guess what season 7. Great show.

Adult content, violence, ratings boards, sexuality, etc.

Its witty, interesting, and funny. Mythology is also better.

Link or Dorf. Does not matter. They both are shitty in terms of character development and dialogue.

You're a nerd who meets people on Skype as his only friends. I'd mock you irl along with the women present.

The same predictable lame jokes from you.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I see you're running away again.

Disgusting pedophile.

How far in OoT?

If you didn't get to the first dungeon in WW, don't you think its unfair to judge it solely on artstyle?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, I did. This isn't a vagina which you've never had.

My dear, I've had more vagina than you (Farm animals do not count) and I'm gay.

No, since I'm not gay but it doesn't influence my decision. You hate gays even though you claim to be one. Hilarious.

I know you're not gay, you're a fat middle-aged woman.

I can lift your mother though. She helps me work out.

My mother would not deign to help you lift son, you'd hold her back. She benches more than you weigh, aka a lot.

Hbo makes money off the show for ratings not based off DVD sales. Are you this ignorant ?

Actually HBO has made less than a hundred million based off of ratings, which to be fair is slightly more than what a single Zelda game made... In a month.

Zelda sales aren't anywhere near what they have been but guess what season 7. Great show.

Skyward Sword made more than season 6 my illiterate friend.

Adult content, violence, ratings boards, sexuality, etc.

Superficial elements implemented to grasp the attention of the lowest common denominator.

Its witty, interesting, and funny. Mythology is also better.

It can't even get realistic accents right, and the mythology is a jumbled mess because of its insistence to prove all myths are true, when originally it was far more grounded. Aka it sucks now.

Link or Dorf. Does not matter. They both are shitty in terms of character development and dialogue.

Ganondorf's character development happens over the span of multiple games, multiple interpretations of the character.

Try to keep up.

You're a nerd who meets people on Skype as his only friends. I'd mock you irl along with the women present.

I've never met anyone on Skype though. How do you meet people on Skype? You add friends you know from elsewhere to Skype. Are you so dense?

The same predictable lame jokes from you.

How many little boys have you tried to molest?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
He'll be fine. What are you even doing up at 5 am? I always wonder this.