The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by BloodRain239 pages

Yeaaahh that's pretty accurate tbh .___.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
How far in OoT?

If you didn't get to the first dungeon in WW, don't you think its unfair to judge it solely on artstyle?

I am just judging by the art style. Near the end of it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am just judging by the art style. Near the end of it.

It's almost like I'm really back in 2002.

Originally posted by The Scenario
It's almost like I'm really back in 2002.

I know, right? Ironically WW has one of the most mature stories in the Zelda series. Hah.

Originally posted by NemeBro
My dear, I've had more vagina than you (Farm animals do not count) and I'm gay.

I know you're not gay, you're a fat middle-aged woman.

My mother would not deign to help you lift son, you'd hold her back. She benches more than you weigh, aka a lot.

Actually HBO has made less than a hundred million based off of ratings, which to be fair is slightly more than what a single Zelda game made... In a month.

Skyward Sword made more than season 6 my illiterate friend.

Superficial elements implemented to grasp the attention of the lowest common denominator.

It can't even get realistic accents right, and the mythology is a jumbled mess because of its insistence to prove all myths are true, when originally it was far more grounded. Aka it sucks now.

Ganondorf's character development happens over the span of multiple games, multiple interpretations of the character.

Try to keep up.

I've never met anyone on Skype though. How do you meet people on Skype? You add friends you know from elsewhere to Skype. Are you so dense?

How many little boys have you tried to molest?

In real life not on the Internet you nerd.

You are a nerd. That's true. I bet you're ugly. I'm not and I've banged hotter ass than you have. 🙂

Your mother loves my thrusts.

Its not the same. We see TB every year for 6 years not a Zelda game every year. TB is enormously successful and not just for gamers or one demographic. 🙂

Games cost a certain amount to enjoy. Factor in hbo subscriptions and its not close, kiddo. TB >>>Zelda games.

It is more mature than a. Zelda game. Fact.

You think it sucks but season 7 is a go. Your opinion also is kiddish. Don't watch the show then, nerd.

You meet up with these losers on Skype. Bunch of misfits and social outcasts.

0 so I'm way behind your 50. You're sick and lonely.

Originally posted by The Scenario
It's almost like I'm really back in 2002.
WW looked awful.

Originally posted by quanchi112
WW looked awful.

WW Is one of the prettiest games of that entire console generation, haermm

Quanchi tries so hard
Fumbling in ignorance
The truth eludes him

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
WW Is one of the prettiest games of that entire console generation, haermm
If you're into childish things and characters that looks like dentist elf from Rudolph but I'm an adult. Crappy art.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Quanchi tries so hard
Fumbling in ignorance
The truth eludes him
Dont be upset that I'm seeing your mother

Originally posted by quanchi112
If you're into childish things and characters that looks like dentist elf from Rudolph but I'm an adult. Crappy art.

Why do you hate happiness?

Self-deluding fool
He claims himself my equal
Just an ill-mannered douche

Look out, Quan, Neme's freestylin' on you. I don't think you've got the chops for this battle.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Why do you hate happiness?
I am not an immature kiddie loving person. Zelda fans typically are.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Self-deluding fool
He claims himself my equal
Just an ill-mannered douche
Just ate Bob Evans with your mama
She loves the sausage

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Look out, Quan, Neme's freestylin' on you. I don't think you've got the chops for this battle.
He is weak like all of the video game versus hence the lack of activity there.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am not an immature kiddie loving person. Zelda fans typically are.

That's funny, WW tells a very mature story, with expressive, likeable characters, continuity and the kind of themes it takes a mature mind to properly appreciate. Just because a child can also enjoy it does not devalue it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He is weak like all of the video game versus hence the lack of activity there.

Just try and outrap him. I bet you can't,
oh, stop being a comic v.s. sycophant.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Look out, Quan, Neme's freestylin' on you. I don't think you've got the chops for this battle.

Freestyle? I thought it was all haiku.

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
That's funny, WW tells a very [b]mature story, with expressive, likeable characters, continuity and the kind of themes it takes a mature mind to properly appreciate. Just because a child can also enjoy it does not devalue it. [/B]
😂

Sure it does, kiddo.

I never played through the crappy game but the series itself is devoid of maturity and replays itself over and over again for the most part.

Zelda is for those who like the same thing over and over again with shit dialogue and repetitive dungeon searching.