Russell Edgington vs. Link (TP)

Started by NemeBro71 pages
NemeBro Senior Member

Why yes I am, for he is a shitty vampire, far less manly than Slayer.

Gaze into the face of a real vampiric gentleman:

quanchi112 Disney

I have no idea who that weakling is. From the looks of him he'd probably seek shelter if he ran into Russell.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by quanchi112
I have no idea who that weakling is. From the looks of him he'd probably seek shelter if he ran into Russell.
haermm You, sir, are gravely misinformed.

NemeBro Senior Member

Actually he would drag Russel into the sunlight the way one might a small animal, like a hamster. Only pussy vampires are killed by sunlight.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

I honestly thought True Blood was nothing more than a vampire soap opera.

Am I really that wrong about it? Because everything I've ever seen from this thing has led me to the exact same conclusion.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
haermm You, sir, are gravely misinformed.
So then I am like a Zelda fan. Now I know what you guys feel like.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by NemeBro
Actually he would drag Russel into the sunlight the way one might a small animal, like a hamster. Only pussy vampires are killed by sunlight.
Russell would probably just flick his head off or force into him being a sex slave. Ya know that Russell he's quite the loon.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by quanchi112
Russell would probably just flick his head off or force into him being a sex slave. Ya know that Russell he's quite the loon.
Good luck flicking the head off a man who can punch you clear out of the galaxy, or overpower characters who can output six tons of pressure by lightly sketching.

And please, Slayer has a fine ass immortal wife whose blood he can drain with impunity, because she's immortal.

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I honestly thought True Blood was nothing more than a vampire soap opera.

Am I really that wrong about it? Because everything I've ever seen from this thing has led me to the exact same conclusion.


Hold on, you saw the Scene with Russell's speech and thought it was a typical Vampire Soap Opera?? What phucking soap operas are you watching!?!

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone
Originally posted by Blight
Hold on, you saw the Scene with Russell's speech and thought it was a typical Vampire Soap Opera?? What phucking soap operas are you watching!?!

Nah, I didn't watch that shit at all. I stopped looking at stuff for the show a long time ago.

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Nah, I didn't watch that shit at all. I stopped looking at stuff for the show a long time ago.

Do yourself a favor and watch the scene I put in the first page. It's my favorite part of the entire show.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Okay, so now I've watched it.

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Okay, so now I've watched it.

I'm guessing not your cup of tea? Maybe I'm just super into the notion of the monologue.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

It is not. But it's not your fault. And doesn't really mean anything in regards to the show's style or quality. I'm just famous for my hatred of things that I hate.

And honestly, vampires are one of the many things I hate. Zombies are another, and the list goes on for days. I can see why Quan likes the Russel guy, though. He's a sucker for anyone who talks tough and maybe kills someone or breaks something here or there.

Blight Less than Newbie

I probably hate vampires more than you. I hate zombies, too. True Blood I like for the characters and the fact that they don't Ann Rice the hell out of the vampires. I also enjoy southern culture and have never seen vampires in that setting before.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

You're also a much nicer person than I am, far more open minded, and probably more well liked.

Really gotta doubt on the hating more than me thing though. It's like, my specialty and junk.

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You're also a much nicer person than I am, far more open minded, and probably more well liked.

Really gotta doubt on the hating more than me thing though. It's like, my specialty and junk.


I'm nicer on the internet, surprisingly.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

One time, someone sent him porn he hated, and Moo didn't talk to that person for years.

NemeBro Senior Member

That's what he said, but he secretly thanked me for sending him Chixx with Dixx: Midna Edition.

XanatosForever Steward of RP

I'm still waiting for my copy, ya ****.