Russell Edgington vs. Link (TP)

Originally posted by NemeBro
That's what he said, but he secretly thanked me for sending him Chixx with Dixx: Midna Edition.

Why would you even lie like that? That's not funny. It wasn't clever, either. 😐

Go fap to an AppleJack picture or something.

Originally posted by Robtard
So what I said, he stops are be blitzes in. Link capitalizes then and kills him.

There's already pages of feats and youtube clips. Maybe try countering them instead of dodging like a coward, like you are with Neme's questions.

No, his blitzes are fatal before Link can even react. I gave two examples and you have given zero examples of Link reacting to someone even half as fast as Russell.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Good luck flicking the head off a man who can punch you clear out of the galaxy, or overpower characters who can output six tons of pressure by lightly sketching.

And please, Slayer has a fine ass immortal wife whose blood he can drain with impunity, because she's immortal.

TP Link isn't a speedster.

Still, the cannon and King Bulblin make Link durable enough to take the attacks long enough to get his sword out, at which point he wins.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Why would you even lie like that? That's not funny. It wasn't clever, either. 😐

Go fap to an AppleJack picture or something.

The Cannon was in Twilight Princess? I thought that was Windwaker.

Any Piercing durability??

Originally posted by quanchi112
Did you think you'd get let off the hook so easily with this getting lost at the bottom of a page.

No, his blitzes are fatal before Link can even react. I gave two examples and you have given zero examples of Link reacting to someone even half as fast as Russell.

How many times are you going to reuse that stolen joke? Come on, now.

Incorrect, he's incapable of harming Link. So he blitzes, breaks his nails and/or teeth and Link destroys him after. You made an unintentional spite thread, deal with it already.

It was an intentional spite thread actually, quan made it because he thought Russel easily won, but turns out Link stomps.

Originally posted by Robtard

Incorrect, he's incapable of harming Link. So he blitzes, breaks his nails and/or teeth and Link destroys him after. You made an unintentional spite thread, deal with it already.

Originally posted by NemeBro
It was an intentional spite thread actually, quan made it because he thought Russel easily won, but turns out Link stomps.

What actually is TP Links best durability feat?

Probably the cannon, that I can recall.

Ah. Well I probably would just put that down to the soft water trope personally.

He also lands on rock and shit on the way up.

Oh. Hmmm.....

May I see the feat?

Originally posted by Blight
Proof?

Have you not been here for the last 12 pages or so? You have.

Originally posted by Blight
May I see the feat?

I have and still haven't seen anything to prove he's immune to being punctured.

[edit, this is to Robtard]

Originally posted by NemeBro
I have to be at work in like twenty minutes

This time wear that shade of lipstick I like.

Twilight Princess has 3 events featuring a cannon.

Originally posted by The Scenario
They're tough to find without commentary.

Cannon 1 (Into the desert)

Cannon 2 (Into the sky)

Cannon 3 (From the sky)

Desert one's offscreen, though. Or at least, the landing is.

What's Russell using to puncture? Just his hand?