Russell Edgington vs. Link (TP)

Started by NemeBro71 pages

We can never be cool.

Originally posted by NemeBro
We can never be cool.
You're just jealous.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Basically, this, yes. 😛

Does that clear it up, and we can be cool now?

Yeah we're cool.

Originally posted by NemeBro
We can never be cool.

You'll never be cool. Just angry as hell.

If this forum adopts the videogame rules it will become a wasteland, just like the videogame forum already is.

Originally posted by Blight
If this forum adopts the videogame rules it will become a wasteland, just like the videogame forum already is.
The rules had nothing to do with that.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The rules had nothing to do with that.

Well maybe the rule "Original characters only" might have.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Well maybe the rule "Original characters only" might have.
It eventually was fairly ignored, there was just nothing left to discuss.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Quan can't comprehend basic physics, stop trying to confuse him.
You can't comprehend that in areas of fiction physics are frequently ignored. It's called fiction, nerd.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
You answered the question in the same way a politician defends his ideals.

If that requires explanation, it means you did not answer the question. It makes two that you've circumvented.

I explained myself.

Originally posted by Blight
If this forum adopts the videogame rules it will become a wasteland, just like the videogame forum already is.
I agree. Also the petty reporting over childish things doesn't need to take place here either. Grown men debate here no need to report someone because they claim a spite thread was created. It's so wimpy imo.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You can't comprehend that in areas of fiction physics are frequently ignored. It's called fiction, nerd.
In Zelda, this area of physics isn't.

Originally posted by NemeBro
In Zelda, this area of physics isn't.
If his strength carried over like you said he wouldn't have to bulk up with a goat or struggle to take control of a horse.

Look how he wields the ball and chain. The guy isn't anywhere near as strong as Russell. Now does the ball and chain weigh more than the car Russell easily stopped in it's tracks ?

Link isn't trying to hurt the goats or Epona. They're the livelihood of his village.

Given what he does with it, the Ball & Chain very well could be that heavy. A car can't throw a block of ice bigger than it is.

Originally posted by quanchi112
If his strength carried over like you said he wouldn't have to bulk up with a goat or struggle to take control of a horse.

He stopped the goat in its tracks and threw it to the ground.

Also, early-game.

Look how he wields the ball and chain. The guy isn't anywhere near as strong as Russell. Now does the ball and chain weigh more than the car Russell easily stopped in it's tracks ?

Are you aware that there is a difference between stopping something and wielding it as a weapon? You might have a point if Russel was swinging cars around on chains, but he's not.

And I'll have the approximate weight for the ball and chain soon.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Link isn't trying to hurt the goats or Epona. They're the livelihood of his village.

Given what he does with it, the Ball & Chain very well could be that heavy. A car can't throw a block of ice bigger than it is.

He's trying to stop them. Russell stops a speeding car with ease. Link has to brace. That's a direct comparison. It's over. Link's dead already.

Originally posted by NemeBro
He stopped the goat in its tracks and threw it to the ground.

Also, early-game.

Are you aware that there is a difference between stopping something and wielding it as a weapon? You might have a point if Russel was swinging cars around on chains, but he's not.

And I'll have the approximate weight for the ball and chain soon.

Uhm, picking up and wielding a ball and chain isn't anywhere near as hard as stopping a speeding car dead in it's tracks. Try and say it is so I can giggle.

That's the strength difference here.

Russell is stronger than him by a country mile. Russell is also faster.

Russell also can speak while Links' a mute.

Russell wins the trifecta.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He's trying to stop them. Russell stops a speeding car with ease. Link has to brace. That's a direct comparison. It's over. Link's dead already.

Stopping a living being non-lethally, especially early game when he isn't as strong, isn't the same as stopping a car you don't care about damaging.

Russell still burns to death as soon as he enters the radius of light the Master Sword is giving off.

Has it explained that the light coming out of the sword is actually sunlight?

Originally posted by The Scenario
Stopping a living being non-lethally, especially early game when he isn't as strong, isn't the same as stopping a car you don't care about damaging.

Russell still burns to death as soon as he enters the radius of light the Master Sword is giving off.

Link braces and stops it. Russell could stop one with his pinky. Russell also didn't need to brace. I mean to brace up for a goat and you claim this guy's an animal.

Russell zips past and kills him before he unsheathes it. Too fast. Link is too slow to react. TB>>>Zelda verse.

Originally posted by Blight
Has it explained that the light coming out of the sword is actually sunlight?
They claim that Link tagging bolts from possessed Zelda means that he has light reflexes iirc. It's funny but mainly sad.

If his sword actually emits legit sunlight, then Russell's only chance of winning is to speed kill, which I think is entirely possible if link starts without sword drawn.