Ah, right. Wrong Clegane.
Well then, it an even easier win. Gregor might have the strength of 7 men, but he's slow as shit and thick headed. McClane casually picks up a handful of sand (commonly found covering the Roman Coliseum, look it up), throws it into Gregor's eyes blinding him then proceeds to rip out his testicles and watches him bleed to death.
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Originally posted by Robtard
Ah, right. Wrong Clegane.Well then, it an even easier win. Gregor might have the strength of 7 men, but he's slow as shit and thick headed. McClane casually picks up a handful of sand (commonly found covering the Roman Coliseum, look it up), throws it into Gregor's eyes blinding him then proceeds to rip out his testicles and watches him bleed to death.
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Originally posted by Robtard
[B]Well then, it an even easier win. Gregor might have the strength of 7 men,
His grip strength, judging by how he caved Oberon's skull in, rivals that of deep sea pressure.
but he's slow as shit
No he isn't. He is explicitly noted to be faster than a man his size has any right to be. He is slower than Oberon, but there is no feat of McClane's to suggest he is as fast as Oberon either.
and thick headed.
You forgot to mention that he is a hulking rage monster with the personality and the ability to tear McClane to pierces.
McClane casually picks up a handful of sand (commonly found covering the Roman Coliseum, look it up), throws it into Gregor's eyes blinding him then proceeds to rip out his testicles and watches him bleed to death.Clegane's eyes are nearly eight feet above the ground, sand isn't going to get to his face in enough quantity to blind him for any good amount of time.
Be real here. Clegane pins McClane to the ground with one hand, and caves his skull in with the other.
Originally posted by NemeBro
His grip strength, judging by how he caved Oberon's skull in, rivals that of deep sea pressure.No he isn't. He is explicitly noted to be faster than a man his size has any right to be. He is slower than Oberon, but there is no feat of McClane's to suggest he is as fast as Oberon either.
You forgot to mention that he is a hulking rage monster with the personality and the ability to tear McClane to pierces.
Clegane's eyes are nearly eight feet above the ground, sand isn't going to get to his face in enough quantity to blind him for any good amount of time.
Be real here. Clegane pins McClane to the ground with one hand, and caves his skull in with the other.
LoL, what? He was able to cave in a man's face because he was wearing a heavy steel gauntlet in said bashing fist. He's extremely strong, but lets got get crazy here.
Oberyn Martell the bisexual was casually dancing around him while taking easy shots and talking the whole time. He's slow and thickheaded.
I did? I explicitly said "strong as 7 men", which is likely an overstatement, by no means am I underrating him here.
LoL, just stop. McClane is about 6 feet tall, throwing sand several feet isn't hard. Little kids do it at the playground all around the world.
If he could catch him, yes. That's not happening though. Stupid brute goes down to quick thinking super cop.
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McClane gets brutally raped here. McClane has slow reflexes, considering
Grant, an old ass dude, was able to get hits in on McClane.
Also, Mai Lihn was able to bum-rush him, despite that fact that he was standing in front of her, looking at her, and she was under a shelf.
Gregor is obviously stronger and faster than them. McClane isn't grabbing any sand before Clegane rips out his spine.
Originally posted by Nephthys
No, it wasn't. McClane might be able to temporarily blind Gregor but so what? Its not like he can do anything to him afterwards. And McClane can't tear someones balls off, get out of here. As soon as he tries, Gregor would snap his neck.
Yes it was. McClane can easily kick Clegane in the balls and smash the side of his knee after he's blinded, haven't you seen Road House? Doesn't matter how big they are, take out the knee and they drop. Ball ripping comes after.
Again, so what? As soon as McClane gets near him or hits him Gregor can get his hands on him. After that the fight is over.
And why the hell do you think Clegane would let him throw sand in his eyes in the first place? As soon as John bends over to grab it Clegane takes the opening and caves his face in.
Also McClane has never been as skilled as you are pretending he is.
Originally posted by Nephthys
Again, so what? As soon as McClane gets near him or hits him Gregor can get his hands on him. After that the fight is over.And why the hell do you think Clegane would let him throw sand in his eyes in the first place? As soon as John bends over to grab it Clegane takes the opening and caves his face in.
Also McClane has never been as skilled as you are pretending he is.
He'd have to grab him first, which will be hard for such a large and slow and dimwitted man.
So they start two feet from each other? I don't think so, pal. It's the Roman Coliseum; so it stands to reason they both enter from opposing doors as was common practice.
Kicking someone in the balls and smashing the side of the knee doesn't take skill. They're two basic moves.
Here's yet another way McClane could win here, FFW 2:18