Originally posted by Lestov16
Pure speculation. I love how none of your argument is based on McClane's sreenfeats.
I love how you desperately try to downplay McClane out of butthurt at ever opportunity.
-Using sand to blind is little more than using his environment to his benefit, which he's done in all four DH films.
-Kicking someone in the balls and knee isn't beyond his shown fighting capabilities. Neither is choking.
Try again?
Originally posted by Lestov16
As soon as any part of McClane's body touches Clegane, it's over. McClane does not have the strength or fighting skill to land an effective strike on Clegane before Clegane tears him apart.
You might want to read the Wiki on Clegane at least before you decide that.
MClane's shown super-human strength in times of great duress.
Nothing suggest that Clegane's testicles or knees are somehow made of something like granite, as you seem to imply. He also needs to breath. He's extremely large and strong, but he's still human, guy. Let's not get crazy.
Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, what? He was able to cave in a man's face because he was wearing a heavy steel gauntlet in said bashing fist. He's extremely strong, but lets got get crazy here.
It's more likely than you may think.
How much strength do you believe it takes to bisect a man wielding a greatsword with but one hand?
Oberyn Martell the bisexual was casually dancing around him while taking easy shots and talking the whole time. He's slow and thickheaded.
Yet he was able to parry Oberyn's blows and even disarmed him at one point.
McClane isn't as fast as Oberyn, and unlike Oberyn, he doesn't have a weapon that has two more feet in terms of reach over Clegane.
I did? I explicitly said "strong as 7 men", which is likely an overstatement, by no means am I underrating him here.
Oh my boy it's an understatement.
LoL, just stop. McClane is about 6 feet tall, throwing sand several feet isn't hard. Little kids do it at the playground all around the world.
He'd have to stop down, grab the fist full of sand, bring himself to his full height, and then throw it in the Mountain's face, all while the Mountain... What? Watches?
If he could catch him, yes. That's not happening though. Stupid brute goes down to quick thinking super cop.
Afraid not.
McClane by feats isn't particularly fast or impressive a fighter, and Gregor has far greater reach, and the strength to make that first hit down him.
Originally posted by NemeBro
It's more likely than you may think.How much strength do you believe it takes to bisect a man wielding a greatsword with but one hand?
Yet he was able to parry Oberyn's blows and even disarmed him at one point.
McClane isn't as fast as Oberyn, and unlike Oberyn, he doesn't have a weapon that has two more feet in terms of reach over Clegane.
Oh my boy it's an understatement.
He'd have to stop down, grab the fist full of sand, bring himself to his full height, and then throw it in the Mountain's face, all while the Mountain... What? Watches?
Afraid not.
McClane by feats isn't particularly fast or impressive a fighter, and Gregor has far greater reach, and the strength to make that first hit down him.
Probably not.
Probably less than the combined strength of seven men with a greatsword.
Because he's a knight who grew up being trained to fight with shield, sword, axe, mace and lance and has extensive fighting experience with said weapons.
Pure speculation. It was more so Clegane being a hulking brute than Oberyn being some ninja.
I doubt it. But if it makes you feel better, lets just say he has the strength of 14 men, as it's irrelevant, as McClane isn't going to win here by wrestling him.
Do you know how large the Roman Coliseum is? I do, as I've been around and inside it, it's pretty damn large. It takes a matter of 2 seconds to grab some sand.
Afraid so.
Faster than an eight foot tall brute. Reach McClane does have; it matters not, as McClane isn't boxing him, he's not an idiot.
Nope, you're wrong, and here is why:
To the tune of “Gaston” from “Beauty and the Beast”
(The scene is the aftermath of GREGOR CLEGANE’s jousting match with the Knight of Flowers. He is in his cups, and his gang is trying to cheer him up.)
GREGOR CLEGANE (spoken)
Who does he think he is? That rose has tangled with the wrong dog. No one unhorses Gregor!
POLLIVER (spoken)
Darn right!
GREGOR
Defeated. Bruised. Publicly humiliated. It’s more than I can bear.
POLLIVER
Tickle someone?
GREGOR
What for? Nothing helps. I’m disgraced.
POLLIVER
Who, you? Never! Gregor, you’ve got to pull yourself together.
(sung)
Everyone’s scared who has met you, Gregor
You think this is a disgrace?
Nobody here would upset you, Gregor
You might just burn off their face
There’s no one alive as reviled as you
You scare Qyburn and Vargo Hoat
Elia would have a child by you
If you hadn’t cut open her throat
No one kills like Gregor
Has real skill like Gregor
Can enforce Tywin Lannister’s will
Like Gregor
‘Cause there’s no Westerosi so beastly
Raped the Princess like a whore
You can take all these knights who’re so measly
And then tickle them til they can’t take any more
GREGOR’S GANG
No one rapes like Gregor
Makes cruel japes like Gregor
No one hurts those who try to escape
Like Gregor
GREGOR
Rape beats all that consensual copulating
GREGOR’S GANG
God, what a dog, that Gregor
With Aegon’s blood upon your hands
GREGOR
He died as he nursed
GANG
You’re the worst in this land!
None can chase like Gregor
Swing a mace like Gregor
Or set fire to a sibling’s face like Gregor
For you’re great at abuses of power
GREGOR
Though I serve evil aristocrats
GANG
Your interrogate worse than Jack Bauer
GREGOR
Damn straight!
That pansy can’t do the shit I do with rats!
GANG
No one’s sick like Gregor
Gets his kicks like Gregor
And makes boys piss their pants while he picks
Like Gregor
GREGOR
I’m especially good at decapitating
SWORD!
(Chops off his horse’s head)
GANG
Ten points for Gregor!
GREGOR
When I was a lad I would torture my bro
Every evening to help me get tough
And now that I’m grown I just kill peoples’ bros
‘Cause the torture is never enough!
VICTIMS
NOOOO, PLEASE, NOOOOO
GANG
God, what a dog, that Gregor
There’s no Lord like Gregor
None use swords like Gregor
No one breaks the Geneva Accords like Gregor
GREGOR
And to peasants I’m totally captivating!
ALL
God what a dog, Gregor!